Navid Askarinya

The internet's voice of reason. Look for my trademark hashtag #WGBD (Who's Got a Big D***?)

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You're just jealous because the Voices only talk to ME.

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I shopped for another 8 hours today. How is it possible. I SPENT $700 IN TWO DAYS

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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

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Hrmmm (seagate) You're savvy enough to have AskSeagate, let's try it : Where can I download Sea Tool

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The 15 album Billy Joel Collection: The perfect gift for the special someone in your life who loves Billy Joel but owns none of his music.

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Soooo who's bring me something to eat, and what am I gonna wear tonight (n)

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Wow- I just finished all 25 hours of "Middlesex" on CD. Excellent book- it actually took me a couple 2000 mile trips to get through it.

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moneyrelle Ayee follow my new twitter benfranksent this one got hack but im still log on my phone -_

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Charlotte Bronte~ A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.

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Gone B a great Day Ian let Nobody Fukk shyt Up..

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How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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You aint no good , but you feel so good (:

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996 - High - Fallen in love with cricket again. Passion for the game in India is unbelievable.. Will the little man get another 100..?

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I do not understand what is going on with my phone, my phone is saying I unfollow people but I don't remember doing that

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Coming to America~ King Jaffe Joffer So you see my son there is a very fine line between love and nausea.

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Reading a really excellent parenting book right now: Raising our Children, Raising Ourselves (Naomi Aldort). I very highly recommend it!

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Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way. -Booker T. Washington

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

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everybody in this bitch sooo inconsiderate , like wtf its too early for the bullshit.

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Although, I did become a doctor this year. And I got to have many meaningful conversations with a lot of really great students.