Naxula (Alex)

Self-accredited Respector of Women. Funnier than Demi.

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@SpiderBat57 @demi_plays

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Female Friend - I’ve got low self-esteem

Me- How low is it?

Female Friend - I’m actually considering having sex with you

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Does anyone else randomly get sad about the Fall of Constantinople in 1453 or is it just me?

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It’s always Meg this, Kate that and Nea apparently??? Fucking gross. Claudette is under appreciated. She’s beautiful. I am a big fat simp for Claudette.

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My mother is proud of me because for the last 5 years she thinks Ive been talking to a girl called Demi. I’m afraid to tell her that Demi is a 22 year old man who makes YouTube videos once every 3 months.

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Imagine still having sex with girls in 2020.

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Tinder is taking too long.

Does anyone want to date me NOW?

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As I use Tinder more and more, I find that both my self-esteem and standards are becoming lower and lower...

I’m just fucking with you. I had neither to begin with.

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I am going to find my internet service provider and empale them with a fucking lamp pole.

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Am I doing this right?

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1989: I bet there will be flying cars in the future

2019:

[The Independent @Independent]

Shop realises making staff wear a badge when they’re on their period was a bad idea https://t.co/3hreQ2p0lw

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@demi_plays This is reminiscent a WHOLE MOOD.

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What’s your favourite choice for the new killer in DBD?

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Did you all know that Jean Grey is Magneto’s father?

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Me: Wow I think that Apex Legends might be one of the most buggy and crash-prone games I’ve ever played

Sea of Thieves: Hold my beer

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Hey look it’s me the Big Gay.

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@guardian @demi_plays

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I am a respector of woman.

Thank you to 🅱️ichael 🅱️yers for creating this amazing fan art.

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Apex Legends: A game that’s quite fun to play when it’s not fucking crashing every 30 minutes.