Nay-Ton Core-Tez

Filling up all of my minutes with Football, Food and Lyrics. @LeicladiesFC #TeamFollowBack..

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

@gregjames #happybirthdaynorman remember being at Yates.. he pulled a girl called Sarah Conner.. nickname norminator for a whole year after!

[BBC Sport Tyne & Wear @bbcnewcastle]

This is the Geordie Haka. The North East's version of the @AllBlacks tribal war dance. They're due in Newcastle soon.

[Leicester Ladies FC @LCLadiesFC]

Our coach @naycurtis taking part in this extra special event. Please support, RT & donate. 💙⚽️ https://t.co/QnMWmqQ0A2

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

A wife buys her husband a power drill for Father's Day: nobody cares! A husband buys his wife a vacuum for Mother's Day: shit goes down!

[Leicester Ladies FC @LCLadiesFC]

Please support our coach @naycurtis, taking part in memory of Ray Dunning, a Doncaster fan who died at the KP Stadium

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Daaaaaaaamn🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💯

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Just watched MOTD this morning, @GaryLineker I'm guessing shearer called in sick with embarrassment? 😂😜💙⚽️

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Sorry I don't tweet much... I'm like the busiest, lazy person ever 😅😂

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

"FUCK SAKE BOYS!! Do we even want this? We've gone quiet."

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

I would dig a hole... Through the earth and crawl... To get to you.. To get to youu👌🎶

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Revenge may well be bitter sweet.. But if you sit back and watch.. Karma can be pure entertainment

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

@ladbible kolo toure can count to 173 using only 1 finger. #KoloToureFacts

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

If you constantly wondering where you stand with someone.. Stop standing, start walking.

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Life is like a penis. Simple. Relaxed and hanging freely. Its the women that make it hard.

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Her: if u were my husband, I'd poison you!..
Me: if u were my wife, I'd drink it!..

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

The upside of living all things lyrical means I'm a killer mothers day card writer

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Me: your ex is sexy
Them: which one?
Me: me lol bye

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Damn straight

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

Pros and cons of making food...
Pros: food..
Cons: making

[Nay-Ton Core-Tez @naycurtis]

If your appearance is a 10... And your personality is a 3..... You're a 3