who hasn’t risked it all for a fuckboi with slightly greasy hair and bad grammar, who tells us everything we want to hear? We’ve all been Mollie at least once. She’s the people’s princess #TheTraitorsUK
Scarborough Council has cancelled its NYE fireworks because there’s a walrus having a kip on the front, which is possibly the finest story to end 2022 we could ask for. https://t.co/Hl2WNc7VsE
sometimes i think i don’t have social anxiety but then i remember the time an ice cube got stuck in my throat at a party but i was too embarrassed to ask for help so i just stood choking silently in the corner and waited for it to melt as my life flashed before my eyes
Someone didn’t say thank you to me when I let them go first in the shop. Seconds later she flew over and dropped everything. I think I am an accidental witch.