Naz_braxt

would kill for a bake sale right now

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

the way my eyesight is set up, don’t ever assume i saw you.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

10:00 am - anything is possible
2:00 pm - but not today

[mimi :3 @smalltiddyemogf]

age regressing by coughing like a toddler with my tongue out

[jimmi. @jimmineutch]

I think it's extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

Deceived by a dry piece of banana bread

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i'll find you in every lifetime (threat)

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

For the second time in my life someone has just said to me “you’re so domestic”

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

Today I found out my boyfriend writes mean things about me in the porta potty when he’s upset.

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

@Pr0sttti0nWh0re @samassemany

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"It started when we were younger, you were mine"

Us: "MY BOO"

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

Irritated w/my bf for not responding to my tweets.. not realizing I blocked him in a fit of rage months ago *chefs kiss*

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

@hopes_revenge @H3RNDON

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

My little sister was boarding her flight and two rows in the boy in front of her turned around & puked on her.

Incredible.

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

I cry daily ♥️♥️

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

@samassemany is it a Gotham match?

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

A very new coworker told me “you’re not negative, you’re just a standoffish person and thats ok! It’s just who you are.”

…

The woman *me* was too stunned to speak wtf is this

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

@PopBase @emilyt5120

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

(can and will eat an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting)

[Naz_braxt @naz_braxt]

*on the phone with my mom*

"Yeah and make sure you wear gloves! Remember when I soaked my feet in Listerine and they turned GRAY and I had to go to that graduation party? Mid-shin down I looked dead."