Nazan Jokes

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Vegetarians dont eat meat, they suck on them 😂

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Day 100 without sex, I started working on my thesis, so that it could fuck me

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If horizontal is horizon, is vertical verizon 🤔

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My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old.

Until she checked the freezer.

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Friend 1: I'm thinking of buying note 10 pro instead of note 10
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: screen size. I like it bigger

Me: That's what she said
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Was riding around on a GN when cops stop me
Cop: madi hulhuvaafa sticker thakka faanan?
Me: .....
Cop: kobaa, avas.
Me: dhey kashi gandeh hifaigen annan

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I don't have a joke

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When your laptop gets too hot, it's time to start cooking on it #nazanjokes

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What do you call a man who became a woman and is a nun?

A transister

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches kids?

A pdf file

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Friend planning to take PC to play VR.
Me: don't we only need the Gapoo?
Friend: Gapoo??
Me: Yeah, gapoo. To play high end games.
Friend: You mean GPU?
Me: Yes that. Gapoo
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I've been sending messages to save in telegram to "Me" for a couple of months. Today Me replied back. Who dafaq is me?

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@husenty @Dhiraagu #throttleLife

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@telegram can't seem to reach any of your planet. Thanks.

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Thursday syndrome is always a good idea until Sunday.

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I just saw smartmilk (Condensed Milk), next thing you're gonna see is smart shampoo/shower gel etc etc #FirstWorldProblems

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We need a new burger place. I recommend "Bunny Is Real Burger" as the name

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We need a new burger place. I recommend "Bunny Is Real Burger" as the name

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Mary had a little lamb ... and she ate it. Bcoz like it or not, Everybody got to fill their tummy. #Twisted

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I got nothing
#MaldivesCrisis