nazgini

holden caulfield’s worst nightmare

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

‘Fleabag’ has been named the fifth best show of the 21st Century by New York Times.

[𝜗𝜚⋆ @razfien]

if you think you can just win me over with your big ass biceps you’re so fuckin right

[jah @jxhmier]

i hate when people act like i won’t kill them

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

sorry we can't fall in love i have to clean my house

[yatharth @golu_molu_bacha]

odysseus (me) arriving back in ithaca (my flat) after the odyssey (work) and seeing penelope (my pc)

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

my boyfriend advised me to take creatine because it’s good for the brain and after a month i left him

[Flame (炎) @yanti8ve]

People my age are on baby #2 and I'm on gay ship #2031968754

[Catholic Images That Go Hard @hardflics]

“They don’t know I’m the future Pope”

[nazgini @nazgini]

jenna marbles turned 40 and i just wanna say i love her so much

[Cami @camisrrntn]

No disculpa no puedo hoy tengo q ir q pedirle peras al olmo

[local gongeous volcel thotty @feltconnoisseur]

it feels good as fuck to listen to the same song 60 times in a row

[bridget @pacinocrave]

Going through an actor’s entire filmography because they are sexy

[CRANK IT 2 THE MAX @f4gg0t_666]

DOLLY PARTON REINCARNATED AS LADY GAGA’S CHILD

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels after you calm down

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

the blood in your boner has been in your heart and thats really beautiful

[vic ⁸¹ ⊬ positively affirming myself Yes cbus @LlTTLEMISSJADED]

charlie kirk deadass has the funniest last words in all of history

[Hell 🦇 @HelenaH3ll]

não existe nada mais punk do que ser uma mulher trans gerada in vitro pensada para ser um homem