Nazier Jaffer

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@Slash I know. I love that Band. Boston

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@zubeidajaffer. Aunty Beida nice one- liner. I also thought about the Irony of having a bank and calling it standard.

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@nishalized @LittleJaffs Cult of Personality ;)

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@Nishalized @ Rafiq. I once tried to throw a yoyo away. It was impossible.

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@Nishalized @Rafiq. I have many fans. They keep me cool in the summer.

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@Nishalized @Rafiq.Do you know what's not fair? Dark skin

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@ Nishalized @Rafiq crime doesn't only happen here. If you in Liverpool never walk alone

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@Nishalized @Rafiq.Rihanna could never do a cover of Britneys "Hit me baby one more time"

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@Nishalized @Rafiq. I went 2 the CNA just to find out dat it moved. Which is bullshit cos that's not what u'd expect from a stationery store

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@Nishalized @Rafiq I went to the Usher concert but there was nobody to show me to my seat.

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@Nishalized @Rafiq. I bought a parrot. The parrot talked, but it didn't say its hungry. So it died

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@Rafiq. @Nishalized. My girlfriend works at Mavericks.........in the kitchen

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@nishalized. @ Rafiq. I remixed a remix. It went back to normal

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What's the deal with the helmet in the skydiving? Can u make it? Can't you make it?

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I bought a parrot. The parrot talked but it didn't say it was hungry. So it died

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I remixed a remix. It went back to normal.

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Had a dream I had a conversation with Tina Fay

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I once met a serious man without any elbows. He didn't have a serious bone in his body.

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just saw a 15 y/o send a picture of himself to Cool Cats. And I'm thinking what the hell is a 15 y/o doing watching Cool Cats. Its pathetic