Nimish Batra

Happiness is a warm pun.

[UCB Classes NYC @UCBClassesNYC]

Improv 301 Tuesdays 12pm with Caroline Cotter starts June 12 (check calendar for holidays) now online https://t.co/33vimQUGrT

[Nimish Batra @nb42]

@fx86 @rainbotblr It is our mutual acquaintance's bot. I just wrote some of the dialogue.

[Caitlin Hudon @beeonaposy]

Jumping back into code you wrote ages ago like
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
100% wishing you used descriptive names

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."

[Nimish Batra @nb42]

@HuaweiDeviceUSA I can't receive the device because UPS won't deliver. Can you please refund me for the phone? I'm just plain tired of all the issues.

[Nimish Batra @nb42]

@HuaweiDeviceUSA Unbelievable... My phone DIED AGAIN!! Same bootloop issue as before. What kind of fix (if any) did the repair center do?

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

LFC counterclaim: no price given to Barç, no intention ever to sell. Barça knew that. Final day Barça tried to contac FSG direct, no respons

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

@kevvwill Messi's next move is going to be very interesting

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Soler avoids saying "yes" to has Messi signed question. But says there's no problem, it's done, just a matte of protocol now.

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Soler says Paulinho cost 40m plus variables ... now (15' later) says, no, no, just 40m, no variables

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Barcelona claim: "after weeks of conversations", at last minute Liverpool asked for 200m for Coutinho. And they would't pay that.

[Gators Soccer @GatorsSoccer]

🐊⚽️ just defeated No. 1 Stanford!

First win over Stanford in the six-match series.

Good luck now to @GatorsVB vs No. 1 Texas!

#WeChomp

[Nimish Batra @nb42]

@CorBrown https://t.co/TwWrMepeaa

[BBC Academy Live @BBCAcademy]

Apply for the @BBCWritersRoom Felix Dexter Bursary @bbccomedy before 5pm on Monday 12th June #comedy #BAME https://t.co/YYQ2DcpjGf

[Nimish Batra @nb42]

@HuaweiDeviceUSA Still waiting for the label guys. Last word received from the Twitter account was on Thursday, April 27. Return ticket created April 18th.

[Nimish Batra @nb42]

@HuaweiDeviceUSA 9 days after my RMA was created, I'm still waiting for my shipping label. https://t.co/1Z42TuwvOV