Nathan Beach

Husband, Father, Teacher, Runner, Rock Star

[Nathan Beach @nbeach33]

@S_U_Network Yorvit Torrealba

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence.

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified?

ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday

JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday?

ME: ...

JESUS: tragic Friday?

ME: ...

JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED

[Nathan Beach @nbeach33]

@Bounceyboyy @BarryOnHere

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

There’s a grunge themed wrestler named ‘Steven Flowe’ whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam, except all the lyrics are just his name.
Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on double flannel.

[Nathan Beach @nbeach33]

@BBGreatMoments @hunterpence

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

When you are bored just think about a few things that don't make sense ...like ;

1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

10. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

🤔🤔😇😇😇💐💐

[Nathan Beach @nbeach33]

@OleTimeHardball Rice Vaughn

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

Who's that 👀? Hmm 🤔?¿

[Nathan Beach @nbeach33]

@30problemz GOAT

[30🅿️roblemz @30problemz]

RETWEET IF STEPH CURRY IS YOUR GOAT

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

Lynda Carter put the wonder in Wonder Woman.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

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[Eric Cross @EricCrossMLB]

Most Innings Pitched in a single MLB postseason since 2000.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto comes in 6th.

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

It’s here.

And it’s glorious.