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conn coll ‘21

[hey bestie @lyxopk]

chrissy teigen accidentally spending $13,000 on wine is actually relatable because one time i accidentally spent tens of thousands of dollars on college tuition only to realize i’m taking classes from home

[javi @jxvster]

This random as hell but i aint seen a ant in a minute 😭😂

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I used to write “sorry :(“ on my math tests I 100000% should not be allowed to have a credit card

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

the girls who organized the prom dress facebook groups should be in charge of distributing the vaccine

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Everyone: Disney World shouldn’t reopen so soon

Mickey:

[James @CaucasianJames]

i just wish i was there when this happened. the energy in the room must’ve been insane

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

ivy league activists b like i grew up homeless my home was owned by my parents not me

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

do you pronounce it men or useless

[gv @gentv10]

my shoes probably think i died

[Cyd @_cydneydavis]

just cancel school cause this online thing not finna work out

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m not saying “lol” anymore i’m saying “laugh out loud” i got time to type it out

[Chase @notchaselyons]

i’m acting like i don’t even have school anymore which is definitely not true

[Ty 🃏 @Sliiim_Ty]

Me training for whatever tf April finna bring

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

You know who has never been accused of sexual assault? Bernie Sanders

[James @CaucasianJames]

for the first time in history the boys are back in town, but they can’t get back together

[Bryson O'Malley @BrysonOMalley]

Da Crib University has some strict RAs

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

boy I gotta tell you I do NOT like being alone with my thoughts. I need to be chaperoned at all times pls send help things are getting weird over here

[Josh @joshjd22]

“Until tomorrow” on ig might be worse then sorority bid day