Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ

Teacher by day, lazy banana loaf by night. I love Φ and math, creatures, food, and videogames. they/them, plz

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@deijoubu Valid, bestie. Mine's on baby sleep and building routines

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

@deijoubu That's because brainfog is just our lives now. Lmfao

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Yea I'm hella done here, let's go be butterflies

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Okay here's me https://t.co/CLE0UhNgfH come love me over there and watch me scream about my son

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

@deijoubu Mood. Gimmie your butterfly handle

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

If you're reading this. I love you. And I'm sorry that we're here.

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Well. Guess that was in vain

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Please let this not be the timeline where I will raise my son under that horrible man's presidency.

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Okay here's me https://t.co/CLE0UhNgfH come love me over there and watch me scream about my son

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Ok I'm wanting to leave this hellhole site because fuck That Guy. Who has a blue sky and still wants to be friends

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

@desuraven Man I can't wait to pick up BG3 again, once baby's on a schedule. I miss playing so much 😂

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Naptime now, fingers crossed it's at least 30min.

Hope y'all enjoyed a look into the life of an almost 3mo old

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Someone would like to file a complaint.

Hiccups are the WORST

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Literally guarding Oliver lol

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

@deijoubu With his facial expressions I'm pretty sure my son is a cartoon character

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

Today is "my turn" to engage in my hobby, so I'm baking a whole ass cake! Yea!!!

[Φ 🦖怪ジューシー🍑Φ @nbelieveable]

When u tryin not to be Cranky but people are tryin u, and it involves yo baby