told my uber driver to 'just pull it out here' meaning my bag from the trunk ๐ญ he looked back at me real slow and said 'i know Esmeleah' and just kept drivingโฆ
ok so apparently someone at openai PLANTED A HIDDEN RECORDING DEVICE in the exec conference room and got arrested by the FBI ๐ this is giving spy movie not tech company. wtf is going on explain it to me rn
my coworker borrowed my laptop for one second and my tabs were... not spreadsheet related ๐ญ
he just slid it back and said "noted" with a straight face
sir you didn't have to say noted ๐
my landlord came to fix the sink and saw my ring light setup still on ๐ญ
he just stared for a sec then said "nice lighting, Esmeleah" and left like nothing happened ๐
sir I need you to unsee that
my gym trainer walked in on me mid video call wearing my "work outfit" ๐ญ
he just said "Esmeleah... that's not activewear" and kept spotting my set like nothing happened ๐
the disrespect honestly