hi warga twitter miss me? aku nak story, aritu aku gi guardian nak cari facial cleanser, aku tanya staff kan kat mana, dia tanya aku balik "cleanser lelaki ke?".. aku mcm jammed skit. aku jawab ah "cleanser la semua"... astu dia jawab "cleanser lelaki kat sini ".. aku tanya lg
dia mcm tak kasi aku beli cleanser that allegedly used by female, since when we have that rule... and im still convinced "cleanser for men" is solely made for toxic masculinity guys whose ego is too high and taknak kne panggil bapok.. like "ugh im a man, i use products for men"
para pendengarku yang di malaysia, tolong kenakan merchandise sal priadimu di hadapan kompetitorku, kunto aji yang sedang manggung latihan pestapora malaysia.
my mom selalu marah for wearing earphone while its ribut outside or sambil charge, dia kata bahaya electric
now i have wireless headphone, i argued, electric nak mengalir mcm mana kan tkde wayar
she paused... termenung pikir counter "ahh tak kira, tutup skrg" lol i outsmart her
went to pesta buku with afiq, penat n dahaga nak mampus, so i decided to sit in texas for an hour n order only a cup of soft drink (this is my 3rd free refill)
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