ChungMyung'sApologist

...nothing to see here honestly

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This shit has been frying my ass all day😂😂😂

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says "let's hear from someone who hasn't spoken yet"😭

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I think about this every time I drive

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from a stranger

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

the sexual tension between a bullet and my skull is so crazy rn

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

He’s genius

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

Do with that information what you will.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Now you know the truth.

[rakshith @rakssaimakam]

siapa yang setuju 😭

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

what's her name lol

[°❀.ೃ࿔* @wurooods]

so this is love

[Dr. Oh So Good 🗨 @EdoajoEric]

For all you know, this person could be the caregiver for an organ transplant recipient on immosuppressive therapy. Or any number of things. I think getting bent out of shape over strangers' practices that affect you 0% is a mental illness.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We feel scene.