Noah Blundo

Reporter for Hannah News Service.

[Noah Blundo @nblundo]

Happy National Donut Day to those who observe.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

We all will — it’s just three weeks until the summer solstice!

[Noah Blundo @nblundo]

Ohio legislative leaders when the staff asks whose bills they should schedule for hearings next week.

[mgpi @SYNESTHEIZURE]

they just kicked a guy off my flight for reading genre fiction.

Always follow the rules

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

if people are this upset about the cast of The Odyssey, just wait until they find out about the time Disney cast a bunch of lions in Hamlet

[𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 @clevelandreaper]

We are further away now from the Steel Wheelchair tour then from when this episode aired in ‘95 and the Stones are still active.

[Noah Blundo @nblundo]

@jpelzer Somebody needs to make an absence motion for the refs after that last call.

[Noah Blundo @nblundo]

@jpelzer Call that ball the Legislature in August because it's goooooonnnne.

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

BREAKING: Keir Starmer has turned red and started moving faster around the arena and has gained a new attack in which he spits fireballs

[Noah Blundo @nblundo]

Seen this weekend at Tar Hollow.

[Kyle Kondik @kkondik]

"Won't," "never," "can't" -- these are words I'd be very cautious about using in this post-Callais redistricting environment

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Millennials (1981-1996) are now between 30 and 45 years old.