onika burgers 🇰🇿🤝🇵🇸

i want to print out yehudahs tweets, burn them to ashes and then snort the ashes in lines like coke

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

You’re driving 80 mph on the freeway.

A baby coyote jumps out.

If you swerve, you’ll slam into another car.

What would you do?

According to my wife, I chose wrong.

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

when u go to the doctors and they call ur parents “mom” or “dad” it’s like ok so that’s my mom and not yours….

[will @w1lld0mk3]

Just discovered a new room in the gym I’ve been going to for two years

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

did i step on a butterfly or something

[onika burgers 🇰🇿🤝🇵🇸 @nbmiat]

after living by myself ive concluded that my parents love mold and fungi and unsafe food handling

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[onika burgers 🇰🇿🤝🇵🇸 @nbmiat]

lrt does mellow mushroom not exist outside of georgia

[Sola Requiem @Sola_Requiem]

I want to collect these for all 50 states.

[opal @unbreakopal]

funeral director trade i was eyeing came over before the service talking bout some “i held you as a baby”

[onika burgers 🇰🇿🤝🇵🇸 @nbmiat]

weed pens make me feel like im smoking straight sonic screwdriver

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

if you cant handle me at my worst
there are other options

[🕳️ @Project_Crater]

the sun

[XSaphira✨️🍉✨️ @XSaphira2]

"Los dos caminos" - Juan Manuel Blanes
Fecha desconocida
#backrooms #uruguay

[6. the dollar @frequent_sexer]

getting turnt with handfaggot.jpg

[Lucky3Jumps ∆∆∆ @Lucky3Jumps]

20 is Director.

He is Kane Parsons.

Movie.

[Rocky @viperwave]

"Focus, M" had to be forgotten immediately because it was too powerful.

[AniTV @AniTVOfficial]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Author Hirohiko Araki's Birthday is 6/7 (Japanese format) June 7th, 1960.

He is turning 67 years old next year on 6/7.

"6月7日は荒木飛呂彦先生の誕生日です"

[weather @dsxf234161]

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