Nitro💥

I’m talkin’ ‘bout Mountain Dews baby @sydneyyy_06❤️

[Nitro💥 @nbonn24]

Pitter patter lets get at ‘er

[Big Papa Fish @BigPapaFish35]

Is this a joke? I know I’m retired/washed up, but this is insane. Swinging a 34/28?

This seems like a great way to get a lot of kids hurt.

I’m retired, so I’ll say it. If you can’t swing a -3 in HS ball, you shouldn’t be playing.

[zach @zachleft]

oh my god it’s a landslide

[Cut4 @Cut4]

naming my firstborn joey votto

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[Tiffany Gomas @Tiffany_Gomas]

So… is now an appropriate time to tell y’all men don’t belong in women’s sports?! 🤔

[D.S. @enemyforlife]

This is how I watch No Country For Old Men

[Baker Breadman @NFLonBread]

The Seattle Mariners were invented by the government to make you feel sad personally

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Protect kids from trans madness.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

This is absolute gold right here

[Henry @henry_goms]

wow, what a list

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Refusing a cognitive test is just as bad as failing it.

[Sean Parnell @SeanParnellUSA]

You canceled the Keystone XL Pipeline in the first week of your presidency & killed around 10k union jobs.

[Adam Crigler @AdamCrigler]

If your choice of president is based on Taylor Swift's choice, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[Yates @TooTallYates]

They get rich off insider trading and a constant rotation of US funded wars but want to….. take away our Zyns?

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Matt Leinart and Big Noon Kickoff send a message to Pat McAfee and College GameDay by waving Ol' Crimson and showing Washington State some love.

[Brian Nemhauser @hawkblogger]

After a night of reflection, I think I am grateful for Jerry Dipoto being honest about their philosophy and plans.

My sustainable plan as a Mariners fan to be interested in the team 54% of the time:

* Ignore any article or tweet indicating the Mariners will sign an impact free agent

* Only spend money on tickets when the team is winning big

* Assume the team will never win a World Series

* Brace for our best players who care about winning a ring to sign elsewhere

* Cheer like hell for Cal Raleigh and any other player who challenges the ownership and front office to be all in, all the time

* Enjoy the memes generated by patronizing and arrogant quotes from the front office and ownership

* Golf more during the season

* Explore the world of pickleball

* Never believe any hype from the manager or front office during Spring Training

* Assume this team will never win big until there is an owner in place that values winning over padding their pocket

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

“What did you expect Jerry Dipoto to say, it’s a press conference!?”

Watch this clip and tell me which one of those guys you’d want in charge of your team that just fell short of the playoffs.

No wonder that Hoyer has won a WS despite cheap ownership. He learns from failures.