Nick

Sports - Nerd Crap - Self Published Writer - he/him -

[Nick @nborderwriter]

Big plans for the new year. Follow and stay tuned for updates 👀

[Pure of Heart Comic @pureheartcomic]

Hello Followers! Just keeping you in the loop: we’re getting everything together for release at the beginning of next year. Keep tuned for updates on where we’ll publish, when we’ll publish, and how to support us.

Thanks for getting in on the ground floor of this project 😊

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@peacock need to ditch the speech to text bot for your closed captions. It’s butchering jokes on SNL.

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@bearmccreary Only if Bob Dylan offers it a left handed cigarette

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@AlinaIsYou

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@holy_schnitt Sadly it’s still been in use. I worked as a doctors office receptionist from 2019 to 2024 and I’m still upset how often I heard it from clinical staff.

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@ShadowTodd He’s clarifying it’s not New York, Idaho

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@SteveDu56581507 @masonmennenga Much of “illegal immigration” has more to do with ppl who came here legally & let their immigration status lapse. And ppl seeking refugee status are by legal definition not here illegally. The vast majority of ppl in the US have zero shot at being rich. So what’re you getting at?

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@SteveDu56581507 @masonmennenga Well the US is responsible for the poverty in most of those nations. Either by direct interventionism like the creation of banana republics or indirect like the backing of Pinochet to overthrow Allende. Not to mention embargoes. They’re poor and dependent bc of us.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

lifelong catholics in latin america: “if i feed the poor i am called a saint. if i ask why they are poor i am called a communist”

adult catholic converts in america: “gay people having equal rights is oppressing me”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Seinfeld’ Producers Reveal They Originally Planned To Kill Off Jerry In The Pilot https://t.co/4EmZT2japu

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@loumooncomedy I love this 3oh!3 remix

[Topher Florence @topherflorence]

in a 1987 episode of doctor who, people from the future use the word "unalive"

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@PhillyMovieNerd It’s not that strange. The series works best when it’s horror forward and only three of the movies do that. 1, 3, and 5.

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@Ineverglow Sixpence None the Richer

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Whose air strike killed them?

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

me on twitter:
"everybody's got a water buffalo"

twitter reply guy:
"stop it, stop, stop right this instant what do you think you're doing? you can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo…”

[Nick @nborderwriter]

@RexHuppke @hwinkler4real Real disappointed in you Henry. How’d we get from righteous anger at a fascist to retweeting sympathy for one?