Nathan Smith

Aspiring mountain caveman. BYU Cougar. Star Wars, superhero, and Dodger fan. F*** ICE.

[Nathan Smith @nbot5000s]

I’m an addict and my drug is Costco lasagna

[Nathan Smith @nbot5000s]

@UndeadCantDie Death Star superlaser vs water pistol

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

thermonuclear bomb vs wet fart

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

NEW: Trump’s approval rating hits 28%. The lowest for any president in U.S. history.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The only game the New York Knicks lost in the NBA Finals was the game Donald Trump attended

[Pop Flop @ThePopFlop]

Donald Trump has unfortunately turned 80.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[Nathan Smith @nbot5000s]

@GregAbbott_TX LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

actually hilarious the only game the knicks lost is the one trump was at

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump curses never last 🏀

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Incredible, Yoshinobu.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

A standing ovation for Yoshinobu Yamamoto.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

#DodgersWin!

FINAL: #Dodgers 7, White Sox 1

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

The no-hitter gods hate Yamamoto smh

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

SHOHEI'S BACK.

[Nathan Smith @nbot5000s]

@Fame_0007 Yeah, better at being a terrible adaptation of the character

[Nathan Smith @nbot5000s]

This is actually why the show ages perfectly. Fascist regimes are stupider and weaker than they actually are, act like they’re too big to fail, and their escalation of oppression only breeds more rebellion.

“Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.”

[George W Bush Lover @GWBPatriot]

The reason Andor is aging poorly for me is because I realized the Empire is insanely incompetent in the show and it ruins the whole "actually evil serious threat" thing

In the prison Cassian was through in there were a total of like 30 guards in the entire complex, which was a vital slave labor source for the most important industrial project the Empire was undertaking

The Empire sent more soldiers to antagonize Ferrix during Aunt Petunia's funeral because they are mustache twirling saturday morning villains instead of a serious entity

[Nathan Smith @nbot5000s]

@GWBPatriot Cassian also talks about how easy it is to steal from them.

“They’re so proud of themselves, they don’t even care. They’re so fat and satisfied. They can’t imagine… that someone like me would get inside their house, walk their floors, spit in their food, take their gear.”

[Nathan Smith @nbot5000s]

@GWBPatriot Did you miss Nemik’s manifesto on this exact topic?

“Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.”

[hayes @h4y3s_]

i think elon musk should die