the nell jar

unprofitable servant

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We need to normalize sitting down to pee. It's comfortable, private, and affords the perfect opportunity to hold your head in disappointment and cry under the crushing weight of existence. Remember to wash your hands when you're done!

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bought san pelegrino in the glass bottle

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Xi saw dune 3 early and one of those pandas is the Epstein ghola

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

🐼 🐼 WASHINGTON (AP) — Xi says in visit with Trump that China will send 2 pandas to the zoo in Atlanta, calling them 'envoy of friendship.'

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@hemogirlbin Reading books is demanding free emotional labor

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@alienmariiii He blocked me for commenting that complaining a feminist text doesn't center men is such low hanging fruit

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@_ulakanakulot He also blocks any trans woman who mentions transmisogyny in his comments because we just use it to avoid any real criticism and in the same breath will describe himself as TMA

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femboys wear their skirts like that because they spent too much time playing the new vegas legion

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@nyannibalizm be serious this is nothing more than a transmisogynistic porn fantasy and this is in fact widely criticized

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This is what Nolan thinks Troy was like

[Ace ♠️ @ItsDaManAce]

How rich I wanna be

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i want your jorts in my room i miss you all of the time

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truth is sports have always been a very insidious tool of policing sex. I thought sports would afford me some safety net of masculinity but it turns out if you're bad at it you just get publicly molested on the track and field bus

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Supreme Court has decided to uphold state laws that bar transgender students from competing in girls’ and women’s sports.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the main minion is essentially sammy fabelman

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Between star wars and the titular Dog, early 2000s tv led me to believe that bounty hunters would play a much larger role in my life

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I think the burger king ceo eating the whopper earned them enough good grace they can run the women belong in our kitchen psa again

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I haunt the narrative but less dead wife and more Duck Phillips

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Like and share if you're a real #poofter

[sabine ✵ @danversio]

New look at Yarael Poof in MAUL - SHADOW LORD

This will be his first appearance in a show or movie since The Phantom Menace in 1999.

He will be voiced by Tom Holland

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Rehearsal season 3 going crazy

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this happened like once a day at the constitutional convention

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This happened to Pip in Moby Dick

[not lena @bluegreytan]

NOT EDDIE JUMPING INTO OCEAN TO SAVE A GUY FROM A WHALE?!?!?!?

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pray for Gavin Newsom he's been possessed by the spirit of resistlib Chiang Kai-shek