Neil Brothers

If something is funny, it doesn't get less amusing the more times you hear it.

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@martinkelner @talkSPORT Combine harvestir crazy, seed driller killer, yield of dreams, no countryfile for old men.

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@OfficialPDC 2 and a half hours @OfficialPDC. Any word on this fiasco?

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@livinglondonhis In my top 5 pubs.

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@greateranglia communication. Maybe look it up in the dictionary.

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@ColinMurray @bbc5live Cool for cats.

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@ColinMurray @bbc5live @PauldMcNamee Theme from wizbit?

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@johnnyianson @ColinMurray @bbc5live Fools gold.

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@ColinMurray @bbc5live Sit down.

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@NOT_MOTD @carlosnunes1984 this is also right up my street.

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@BBCSport @bbctms @carlosnunes1984 maybe not as good as your mates catch this week but pretty impressive fielding. I suspect this sort of dive would be slightly beyond me these days!!

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@terrorvision Obliveron
Ten shades of whey
Hole for a sole
Human bean.

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@MrCracknell This is my favourite tweet for approx. 7 weeks. Chapeau sir.

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Apparently it’s my 12th twitter anniversary. Turns out twitter (Elon) seem more excited about that than I am…. I think we can all agree my likes of @fesshole are a highlight. That and my angry tweets during the Chelsea champions league final. But let’s not discuss that…

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@ColinMurray @bbc5live She bangs the drums.

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@ColinMurray @bbc5live All together now. The farm.

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@Lostfootballs whoa oh oh oh camouflage, things are never quite the way they seem.

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@ColinMurray @bbc5live Song for the dumped. Very strong message.

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@MichaelVaughan @carlosnunes1984 any of your boys doing this in pre season?

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@HotspurMemories Coldest I’ve ever been at a football game. Including the next round at nffc when it was snowed off.