The NBS Project

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@ksorbs The next time you tweet something maybe remember Trump started a war with Iran.

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@FarmGirlCarrie @elonmusk We get taxed? We do? You are right we do and you don’t!

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@OG_Wick0 Ranked by whom? Them?

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@karolineleavitt And that’s what really matters.

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@Milajoy You do.

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@RobSchneider You all should be a lot angrier.

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Pam didn’t oversee a "crackdown on crime," she oversaw a crackdown on transparency. Retreating to the lobbyists who paid for her soul. 💸
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Pam’s 14-month lease is up. Returned to sender for being defective after a year of "faithfully" shredding the truth. ✂️📄
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Watch Pam use record stock highs to dodge questions on redacted predator lists. The ultimate Bondi distraction.
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Pam ignores a historical 0-for-2 grand jury loss to demand an apology for Trump. The ultimate "Greatest Hit" of a transactional AG. 💸
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Watch Pam Bondi get laughed out of two courts in one week. The jury has spoken: "Not today, and definitely not you."
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Watch Pam Bondi trade 14 months of "not yet" Epstein files for a "Great General" gold star. The career-defining moment of a transactional AG. 💸
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Pam brags about small seizures while legalizing $400M "gifts" for her former bosses. The 14-month disaster in one clip.
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Watch Pam Bondi statistically resurrect the entire US voting base with math that would make a calculator quit.
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Watch Pam claim to save 258M lives with math that would fail a 3rd grader. The performance that defined the end of her 14-month tenure.
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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The 2 words that defined a 14-month failure. Watch the moment Pam turned the DOJ into a black hole.
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Watch Pam promise the world the receipts, only to deliver 14 months of "review" and redactions. A masterclass in the "Not Yet" strategy.
Full Autopsy: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Rex is going in! Pam Bondi promised to fight against predators but chose to redact over act for 14 months, leaving them unchecked. If you’re not in her circle, your worries are ignored. Dive into the full "Bondi Memorial"
Watch: https://t.co/ZIfMCZLzWq...

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This ad aged like spoiled milk in the Florida heat.Pam Bondi highlights trafficking stats while the Epstein operation unfolded next door. It's not heroism; it's a career-spanning cover-up with a big budget.
Watch: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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Pam claims she cleared out the pill mills, but her stare is looking for your soul (and your donation). Batteries not included. Fraud sold separately.
Full Watch: https://t.co/gKq5elZqGx
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