noah mike

tortured sports fan

[noah mike @nburns_22]

This. totally and 100 percent this.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

I’ll always love the Steelers. Tried to be positive all year. Painfully incompetent. That’s the Steelers now. Team going no where. Franchise going no where. Nothing will change.

[noah mike @nburns_22]

jared triolo messages my sister @MLB she is 16 years old @MLB

[Jonathon @JN_Steve_]

Let’s overpay post prime vets like TJ and Ramsey as if they’re still elite, and trade young studs like Pickens and JPJ. Sounds on brand for the current ownership. #Steelers

[Roddert White @KingCheddar69]

Someone put that lettuce poop virus in the 7 hazy ipas I drank last night

[noah mike @nburns_22]

eat shit loser

[Dom DiTommaso @DomDiTommaso]

The overreaction to what Drew Allar (and, again, McCarthy) did last night is sickening. Allar played one half at home against 3rd- and 4th-stringers facing little defensive pressure with a lot of open receivers and YAC. People are just embarrassing themselves at this point.

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

I swore I wouldn’t let myself get emotional listening to the new Pat Mcafee album and yet here I am balling my fucking eyes out three songs in

[Nick Kucholtz @nickkucholtz]

Hey champ, Jesus needs you to stop throwing meatballs right down the plate

[The Burgh Bulletin @burghbulletin]

Greg Brown took over play-by-play duties for the Pirates in 1994. This is his 33rd season, and the Pirates have made the playoffs in 3 of those years. Three.

And we're on the verge of another year of similar fate to the other 30.

He deserves better. We deserve better.

[Nathan Hursh @Nathan_Hursh]

I want to hear boos at PNC Park this weekend. I want to see paper bags on heads. I want “sell the team” chants. The more toxic the better

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Hunter Biden should highjack the spotlight from Bradd Pitt and announce he’s doing crack again. That would be electric

[Fetish @FetishBets]

I have no sex drive when my bets don’t hit. Bitch move I’m disgusted with myself rn

[Dan Hopper @DanHoppOPS]

The Marlins, Cardinals & Nationals are all transparently rebuilding this season and still can’t help but be better than the all-in Pirates in Ben Cherington’s seventh season

[noah mike @nburns_22]

@DomDiTommaso is a fucking loser and i think 99.9% of twitter would agree with me

[93.7 The Fan @937theFan]

Intern @DomDiTommaso calls @AustinRBechtold a "fake Penn State" fan as things get heated between the two young upstarts.

[zelda.⋆｡˚☀︎｡ @smugcatgirl]

my STUPID FUCKING JOB is getting in the way of DRINKING WITH MY FRIENDS!!

[Brody Sheetz @brodysheetzESPN]

30 days till its Saturday morning and your hung cheddar. Your boy has Gameday on in the living room. Rece Davis is doing his thing. Herbstreit and his dog are playing fetch. Pat has his shirt off. Shaboozey has everyone pouring shots of whiskey. Your boys starts jerking you.

[Jim Rosati 🏴‍☠️ @northsiden0tch]

My least favorite thing about baseball is that my favorite team has been absolutely infuriating to watch my entire life.

[Pirates 24/7 🇵🇸 @Pirates247]

i hate this team with a passion.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

This is a beautiful woman, and if you disagree, you’re a bigot. Any WNBA team would be lucky to have her.

[julia @juumelo_]

my body keeps telling me to stop drinking beers but I’m not gonna listen to a retard

[The Burgh Bulletin @burghbulletin]

The 2026 Pittsburgh Pirates are officially in last place. Just a week ago they had sole position of the final wild card spot, and a week later, the season feels all but doomed.

Being a fan of this team is a sick joke. Every year, man.

[Chad @BogeyLife1]

Oscar Marin is somewhere laughing at Mr. Dunne/Glizzy Boy & this entire pitching staff. #Pirates