Nicole

Epidemiologist | Van lifer | Obligatory disclaimer that tweets are my own and I don’t represent the views of my employer

[Nicole @nc362]

In a very "nolite te bastardes carborundorm, bitches" kind of mood tonight

#IndictmentEve #Indictments #ImpeachTrump #RussiaInvestigation

[Nicole @nc362]

Many of my work calls begin with a similar story 😂

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Swear to god I just watched my diva husband wearing aviators burst into the house with 4 boxes of watermelon popsicles and frantically drop them to answer a work call like he was in the middle of a historic battle. He's now settled on the couch.

[Nicole @nc362]

I’m seeing a lot of “Vote for Biden bc Supreme Court math.” Obvi. you should vote for Biden, but it’s wild to me that so many ppl think early/mid-70s (and even 69 for Sotomayor) is old. Justices don’t have a physically taxing job. No way Alito/Thomas retire before 80 or at all

[Nicole @nc362]

Joe Biden could’ve stood on stage drooling and run the country from a nursing home and I’d still trust him to do a better job than Trump

[Nicole @nc362]

Nooooo. My heart 😩

https://t.co/B6bPC7QF6o

[Nicole @nc362]

Ugh this is crushing my soul…the Greatest Generation is about to be gone 😭

https://t.co/ola1ij0hWk

[Nicole @nc362]

@mala_narasimhan I prefer annual leave donations lol

[Nicole @nc362]

@mala_narasimhan Do I get paid?

[Nicole @nc362]

@mala_narasimhan Interesting. I think taxes are idiotic and the whole process is dumb…like just tell us the amount you want and leave it at that…but I love the process of filing lol and I’m getting $2500 back so I’m pretty happy lol

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I grabbed my husband through the shower curtain, and he screamed like a six-year-old girl. I promised I’d never do it again, but let’s be honest, we all know I will.

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

“I would walk 500 miles” was written about a weekend trip to D.C.

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

if Taylor watched me at work I’d probably do really well too idk

[Nicole @nc362]

Interesting. My eye was drawn immediately to the light in both pictures 🤷🏻‍♀️

[BYU @BYU]

An eye-catching new BYU study shows just how different the experience of walking home at night is for women & men.

Visual heat maps show that men look straight ahead while women scan the periphery.
https://t.co/6ffbeUFzjn

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/Zau18r60dm

[Nicole @nc362]

Me: “I’m going to spend as little money as possible in the next two weeks”
Also me: “Happy hour next week?”

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

He waited all day to tell his mom that😭

[Nicole @nc362]

@mala_narasimhan I’m just about to finish my rewatch!! I think I have one or two episodes left

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

When you’re just not having a good day