Thaddeus “The Deuce” Rubenstein

yeomen class of ‘81 | Janitor at Raising Cane’s | D3 bandit | Bigfoot believer

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@GolonkaJerek Ok. Now THIS is epic #crittenberger

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@dan73222 Turtle,

Seriously? On the BV instead of running tech? Be better. #youreagraduate #fishbein

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@GartrellJacobs @LDickspecial Nice 2016 playoff ball knowledge flex, Gartrell.

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@Alphabetcitybro Alpha Guy (if I may call you that),

I will be consuming a problematic quantity of beverages within 3 miles of where I attended 2nd grade. Just learning you are ex-Denison; my uncle went there! I fucking hate my uncle.

Disgustedly,
Thaddy Deux

[Jack “Hog Rider” Williams @D5398D]

@litebeerasschug

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@GCBullpen Have to say I love the positive words on the card. Hope you guys enjoy the regional #d3love

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@Troysloprosenba Yep, I zoomed in. Is that a crime?

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@Alphabetcitybro ABCG,

#thecritter would put up a better fight than #juanito against #cousinofmoose Cam Schlittler.

Also, been meaning to ask: how’s your cock?

Quizzically,
Deux

[Thaddeus “The Deuce” Rubenstein @ncac4ever]

Putting the subway series behind a $12.99/month Apple TV+ paywall when I am already attempting to watch the game on an Apple device is worthy of jail time. So much for growing the game

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@Troysloprosenba Both valid, but forgetting the top dog. NCAC > NACC > SEC > CCIW

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@dan73222 Turtle,

Normally a fan, but this is too far. Gonna have to ask you to be better. Mix in a water perhaps?

Disappointedly,
✌️

[Thaddeus “The Deuce” Rubenstein @ncac4ever]

@DePauwBaseball “Yo Adrian!” Hahahah you guys ever seen Rocky? I love that movie. I think Rocky is H-O-T. #louisflorida

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@Alphabetcitybro @KellyCritt14 Hm yes. #crittenberger

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@Alphabetcitybro ABC,

Heard the third team all NCAC spot smells a lot like a mcchicken. Still searching for concrete evidence.

Warm regards,
Deuce

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@ncacdaddyy Compression tee under the polo is a certified #shrink

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@troutneck69 @dan73222 @CoachNeff1411 Great point Beckham. I have an insider at Wooster who alleges that Zach Barienbrock’s piece is inverted? Negative HOG+ is almost as impressive as watching #baxtshots delete a Big Mac meal.

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@dan73222 Certainly #lank ing with this one, Turtle 👍

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@troutneck69 Pleasure’s all mine, Beck!

Thanks,
Thanks,

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Inaugural NCAC #mancrushmonday

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@dan73222 Turtle,

You’re right - I do love him!

Sensually,
Thad