Nick Capalungan

¡King of Run on Sentences! | umich | he/him

[ashton @ashtontron]

she is talking about Marcel the shell with shoes on btw

[/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ @pochaccobebi]

weird but long time ago when i felt scared alone during 2-4 am i always think about bakers in their bakery who are already up during that time doing their thing

[ｋ @lawfulspice]

when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh no ! my one basket! all my eggs were in there!

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

My favorite dessert is peach cobbler because it sounds like a job a victorian orphan would have if he was gay

[jonny @suitejonny]

harry styles merch is crazy because the meanest girl you’ve ever met will be holding a tote bag that says “treat people with kindness”

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I am an idiot for not getting a library card sooner. I just...press a button...and the audiobook is on my phone...for free. LIBRARIES ARE AMAZING.

[prance @bocxtop]

u make fun of some british food called "wolky dick" and they start bringing up school sh00ting statistics

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I look really hot tonight and yet my tummy hurts, which just goes to show u truly cannot have it all

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

going to the eye doctor just to see the beautiful art they have in the machines. red barn is my favorite

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

when someone goes into the google doc while ur working on it

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

btw if MLK and anne frank hadn’t been killed, they’d both be 93 today (younger than betty white). i think it’s important to see pictures of them in color as a reminder that “history” was not very long ago

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

big day for MLK quotes with weird ellipses in the middle

[Chels @ChelseyTheGreat]

@tsengputterman Woah.

[mtp @tsengputterman]

It's clear "learning to live with the virus" is the same paradigm thru which we will be conditioned to live with climate crisis—as the structural effects of capitalism are obscured by calls for individual resilience amidst a supposedly natural (and thus unresolvable) catastrophe

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

holy shit the U.S. reported more than 1.4 million new covid cases today. i don't see how we're not paying people to stay home at this point.

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

dudes be like “people born between 1995-2003 are the last of the elite” and we all are doordash drivers

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I’m an empath (really good at projecting my feelings onto everyone)