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[NC @nccfish]

i used to take this bus from pittsburgh to nyc and i have been searching everywhere for it and i just found out it’s called the fung wah bus??? to think ten years ago i used to take a mystery chinese bus and now im afraid to leave my house

[NC @nccfish]

do u think anyone is out there buying the beanboozled jelly beans because they secretly love the taste of stink bugs. it’s the only way to get their fix

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

they put me on the Too Fly List

[NC @nccfish]

in the moment is gen z’s josie and the pussy cats

[NC @nccfish]

@acnewsitics who’s tuning into my halftime show??

[NC @nccfish]

good news, i just decided we need a third halftime option, i’ll be streaming my performance of brother john on a melodica, no political agenda, just vibes

[NC @nccfish]

it’s like.. who up rn…. i’m thinking about linguine…… who wants to hear about how the navy trains bottle nose dolphins & not treat me like their special needs little cousin….

[NC @nccfish]

i started this thing where i have been trying not to just text people my random thoughts/facts because in the nicest way possible, no one cares, so i’ve been on here but i can’t spell or form sentences correctly so it’s just making me more in my head

[NC @nccfish]

do with that what you will, i’m going to cover myself in linguine and pretend they are tongues

[NC @nccfish]

so i’m sitting here thinking about how i only know how to spell linguistic because i know how to spell linguine….. TURNS OUT linguistic boils down to “tongue language” linguine means “little tongues”

[NC @nccfish]

i need an unofficial youtube deep dive-esque biography on david hasselhoff ASAP

[osama bin donna is confessing @osamabindonna]

there’s only one artist that can pull this off & we all know who it is

[NC @nccfish]

tonight we’re blaming shel silverstein books for internalized problems, now im onto the missing piece, which i give to my commitment issues

[NC @nccfish]

just reread one of my fav childhood books, the giving tree, thinking when i have kids they are def gonna read it, now realized i may have internalized it, do not let ur kids read the giving tree it is NOT a beautiful love story but a lifelong set up for unhealthy boundaries

[NC @nccfish]

deactivated my instagram and i was tempted to share a youtube short to snapchat 😕 send help

[NC @nccfish]

if i was a psychologist and scrappy doo was my patient i would diagnose him with AUDHD

[NC @nccfish]

a 11 year old just called into delilah for a song for her dead grandma she never met and she put on circle of life from the lion king 💀💀