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how now brown cow

[Nick 🤠 @ncktwn]

Journal - https://t.co/AXmEz2AOCu

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

yes

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These bangers cost me £14.99 a month

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Can’t help but think we’d be in a better position right now if we listened to flobots

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One battlepass after another

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ is getting a Fortnite collab.

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Just said Wakanda Forever to a guy wearing a steel panther t shirt

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Swiping hinge in the toilet on a stag do because the grind doesn’t stop for anything #haemorrhoids

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Heat (1995)

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Incumstrial Revolution

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I’m seeing one couple at the Christmas markets away from “what did you get in your Spotify wrapped”ing my way back into her life

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Sighing and shaking your head after every swing at the driving range as if this never happens then maybe also taking a look at your club to see a reason why every shot is shanking anywhere but the direction you want

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Me just before I buy a pack of Mr Kipling Country Slices and devour them whole not dissimilar to a seagull eating a fish

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Once you make that decision on Thursday, there's no going back.

Don't do something you might regret.

[Nick 🤠 @ncktwn]

Buying a pack of Mr Kipling Country Slices and swallowing them whole not dissimilar to a seagull eating fish

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If buying WiFi for an hour and a half flight doesn’t scream unhealthy relationship with my phone then that’s the end of the sentence

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Losing my job just as the euros are about to start is the definition of a blessing in disguise

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The confidence boost this will give me should see me through to about May

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If you start swiping on hinge at 12.01 on jan 1st you can end the year with no matches because ur ugly

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Whaddya think?

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

In the shower I use a Lynx Africa gel cleanser, then a Lynx Africa body scrub, and on the face a Lynx Africa gel scrub. Then I apply a Lynx Africa facial mask, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine