Marina

she/her

[JSTJosh Ⓥ @JoshJST]

You can’t watch this and tell me that animals don’t have emotions and feelings

[carolina @strawbrimarg]

honestly this is a small thing but makes you feel so important... like you want my shit takin up space in your bathroom? That’s love

[im so tired @nopemuppet]

When my ex came to pick up his crap I had hid a Smirnoff ice at the bottom of the bag just so he knows what a funny bitch he’s missing out on

[Marina @nclinch3]

i fell asleep on the bus listening to a conspiracy theory podcast and woke up to them talking about the sphinx’s head being too small for its body

[max @MaxClinch]

Ian tried to trade me 1 Uncrsutable for 2 corn dogs?

[Marina @nclinch3]

but like let’s be honest none of us are gonna glo up THIS hard. Rihanna is a different breed

[Mayor Fugazi @ChristinaFugazi]

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[Thomas J @TJ_Hewitt]

I’ve watched this about 10 times and have belly laughed every time. I now share it with you to do the same. 😂😂😂

[Eric @EricBell_]

Love me some Friday Jr.

[Carter IV @CarterDornseif]

*Almost runs into someone rounding a corner*

Me:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: “Ope”

[fkajack @fkajack]

“a star is born soundtrack is so slow, you can’t even dance to it”

me: https://t.co/qzXI05uhwT

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

We need a Pixar movie about squirrels living on a college campus

[haley @haleyafair]

things my dog has balanced on his nose: a thread