Nicole Ashley

My name is Nicole Ashley. I like to make things and drink tea.

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

We’ve waited so long and today is the day! @Matty_Long

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@Matty_Long Amazing! We have a long standing shmf love, here she is as Blossom for her first WBD dress up 4 years ago 🥰

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

Belated world book day feat. Bingo the Genie! @Matty_Long #superhappymagicforest

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@Tesco I’m trying to renew my delivery saver and want to change plan from upfront to monthly however as my bank card has changed I can’t seem to change my plan without paying upfront with the new card first. When I phoned the help line it hung up on me. How can I fix this?

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@realcheesynacho Do itttttttt

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@Tesco hi! We noticed that our crate of coke was wet at the bottom upon delivery but somehow missed this gaping hole in one of the cans. Do I have to take the crate back to store? We don’t drive 😬 thanks ☺️

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

Influencers realizing they built their entire career on a platform that can be eradicated in 1 click

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@tocaboca hello! My daughter asked me to hide her gem in the character creator room and I accidentally dropped it behind the desk in the bottom left corner. I can see it sparkle but can’t grab it, is it gone forever? I have a very sad 6yo 😭

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

If the last year has taught me anything, it’s that I hate having neighbours. For at least six months of last year, we had no neighbours directly adjacent to us and it was bliss.

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

Hell is a toddler cutting in his back molars and dropping his naps during the Easter school holidays.

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@realcheesynacho I feel much the same. I miss you!

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Just opened a news article and read the most American sentence

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Any politician of any party who claims that the answer to tackling violence against women is simply a matter of “tougher sentences” is not being honest with the public.

Let me tell you about a case I’m currently prosecuting. [THREAD]

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@myincubliss Exercise bikes huh? Interesting. Tbh I don’t even remember this tweet. I wonder what I was looking up 🤔

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

Am I the only one who gets frustrated when you find lists of the best *insert thing here* and at least 75% of the links are to Amazon? 🙃

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@realcheesynacho Aubrey’s started having google meets for registration in the morning. They’re all suppose to have their mics off but alas they do not 🙃

[Nicole Ashley @nclshly]

@KiaThomasEdits @bjnovak The Book With No Fucking Pictures.