Cole Parsons

Husband, Dad, golfer and lifelong Canes/Dolphins fan. 2x UM Alumni.

[Cole Parsons @ncp_3]

@On3 @CFBHeather Great. More @SEC bias coming!

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What a missed holding call on @AlabamaFTBL there. Doesn’t get much more blatant than that.

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@DemonDeacons @WakeFB @CityofWS - y’all need to figure at the game day traffic flow getting into lots. Get some police or traffic people!!

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Just called @GetSpectrum to ask why my small business internet rate jumped $15/month. Was essentially told “too bad”. Maybe @ATT wants my business?

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Hey @AP - you may want to look into @briannnnf He may need to have his AP Poll privileges revoked.

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@chickensaladchi - u should reconsider your policy on not giving out extra sauce for your broccoli salad.If it’s too dry, why not allow the customer to make it better? Never been in a restaurant, asked for extra dressing, and been told “no”.If it’s a $ thing, just charge for it.

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@MTTyeskie1 Addressing it “promptly” would have been making them sit out for some period of the game. Immediate lesson learned bc above all else, kids want to play, especially in a big time game on ESPN.

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@RivalsHS 5 star plus? What are we doing??

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I’ve been on 6 @AmericanAir flights in the past 2 weeks. 5 delays (most over an hour) and 1 cancellation. Good stuff.

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@mcuban Worked in that business for years. The pricing of any item in a hospital is a total crap shoot and a shit show. Similar to airline tickets - same seat could cost 10 people 10 different prices.

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@_SVPod @StanfordSteve82 Even worse is on the golf course!!

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Congrats @Mike_kim714!! Love your feed and so excited for your 59!!

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@brysondech getting F’d by the @TheOpen officials.

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Where are @ColtKnost and Jim Nantz?

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@AndrewBrandt Do you have any thoughts on what “law” his attorney referenced that the NFL would be violating?

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@TreyWallace All that money and they can’t get a decent PR firm?? What a cluster.

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So J Will’s daughter transfers from @GatorsSB to @TexasTech and they meet in the Super Regional. They hit her intentionally multiple times and she hits bombs to help TT beat the gators on their home field…. and now gator fans are mad at J Will for talking shit? OK.

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@ForePlayPod Beam needs some sunscreen and I have no idea who the guy is next to Keegan.

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@johnmaginnes @Luke_Elvy Sure hope the @PGATOUR can make it without Lahiri. Could be dicey.

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@MarkZinno So step up up and buy some horse last bro if you think you can do it better. 🤡