keiki

here for a good time not a long time

[Trill Burr @ReloadedJu]

MyPlayer watching Magic make #TheAnnouncement a week after the successful 2-man we pulled

[Rōnin🇩🇴 @yovaniJr_]

Me before deciding which thumb to put in her butt

[Niko @nikotaughtyou]

Cut #17 right naaaa

[CiaoChiara is trolling @CiaoChiara18]

#mytruth

[Turbo🐺 @Shinkageryo]

Hand jack jack a water nigga

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

#LETMEINTHEXMANSION

[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Russell Westbrook retired today with the most triple-doubles in NBA history. The name written on his wrist for all 18 seasons belongs to the kid UCLA actually wanted. That kid died at 16, and Westbrook spent two decades playing for both of them.

Westbrook was a 5'8", 140-pound freshman that no college recruited. The call UCLA's head coach made to his high school in 2004 was about Khelcey Barrs III, Westbrook's best friend from across the street in Hawthorne. A 6'6" phenom pulling scholarship offers as a sophomore. The two had a pact to play at UCLA together, then the NBA.

In May 2004, during a pickup game at LA Southwest College, Barrs collapsed on the court. An undiagnosed enlarged heart.

Westbrook walked across the street every morning after that to do his friend's chores at his grandmother's house. Then he grew 7 inches, averaged 25 a game as a junior, and took the UCLA offer they were supposed to accept together. From that point on he played like a man carrying two careers.

The numbers he put up look like typos.

209 triple-doubles is the most in NBA history, and it took breaking Oscar Robertson's record that stood for 47 years. In 2017 he averaged a triple-double across an entire season, something no human had done since 1962, then did it three more times. 27,176 points, 14th all time. 10,351 assists, 5th all time, behind only Stockton, CP3, Kidd, and LeBron. He did all of it at 6'3" in a league of giants, and outlasted the franchise that drafted him. Seattle picked him 4th in 2008 and stopped existing before he played a game.

And in every one of his 1,301 games, he wore two wristbands. One said KB3. The other said "Why not?"

People spent 18 years asking why he played every possession like the building was on fire. He was playing for two.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Soon as Florence Pugh tell me to get in the hot tub

[✞ noctis ✞ @LXRD_NXCTIS]

Also

Florence Pugh in that bath

#NeedThat

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

One of the Greek soldiers watching
Odysseus listen to the sirens song 😭

[LeBron James @KingJames]

another championship.

I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.  

Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!

🙏🏾🫡👑

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[maxine @farcicalthought]

Not joking btw😭😭😭i wish i was

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Steve Rogers when the new Avengers ask him why he’s back