evy. (the town loon)

𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳.

[j name🪶🇲🇽 @alolanraichulo]

u really expect me to believe they've never explored each others bodies??? #zukka

[daily aang @aangdaily]

One of the saddest Aang edits I’ve ever seen. This song genuinely was written for him 😭

[evy. (the town loon) @nctmyname]

just got home from work and finally sat down to pee. not only did i hear my car vomit right outside the door, i can hear my dog trying to eat it. this house is a prison.

[JT Power @JTPower]

You think you can sneak up behind Jimothy? Think again!

[meu! @meuphny]

C so i can kick the back of Johns seat the entire 15 hours

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

You’re gonna go far tonight queen?

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[evy. (the town loon) @nctmyname]

me in the odyssey: guys let’s just call an uber

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

There's literally a children's board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.

[evy. (the town loon) @nctmyname]

they should invent a thing that goes right for me

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone tries to make a joke abt me in a condescending way

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[evy. (the town loon) @nctmyname]

i would kill a human man for this little freak i’m so serious

[sitka ($jimothy maxxing) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard

[evy. (the town loon) @nctmyname]

successfully showered but now i must perform the post-shower routine. does it ever end?

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

I am assembling a team

[evy. (the town loon) @nctmyname]

how it feels getting off your third 12hr shift before your days off

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Y'all are CRACKHEADS LMFAOOOOOOOO

[evy. (the town loon) @nctmyname]

“taking jesus somewhere” has me in fits

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

devil taking jesus somewhere
missal, france ca. 1470-75