Noah

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

Ignore the news, ignore the doubters, ignore the uninformed, ignore the illiterate, ignore the innumerate

Get to 1 Bitcoin

[Noah @ncwhitey]

@RockstarGames Cruel world

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Red Sox swept at home by Twins. Tying run gets thrown out at the plate in bottom 9th. This team sucks.

[Claude @claudeai]

You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks.

It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk.

Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.

[Noah @ncwhitey]

@MBTA We love free rides! Thanks for the constant incompetence, saves tons of $$

[Erik Haslam @haslametrics]

The brain tumor of whoever designed or approved the design of https://t.co/CN55I7WP3C’s new play-by-play format has to be gargantuan.

[Lizzie Johnson @lizziejohnsonnn]

I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Gave it some good thought, I think that was the 4th worst Packers playoff loss of my life

1- Freddie Mitchell. Cried my eyes out
2- Giants NFC championship, Favre OT pick
3- Bostic onside kick
4- this game
5- Zona OT loss, Rodgers strip sack facemask not called

Honorable mention, any Niners loss

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

I've never been more embarrassed to be a #Packers fan.

Matt Lafleur shouldn't be on the team plane home tonight.

The worst loss I've ever witnessed.

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

Packers fans : “let’s just recover the onside kick”

Romeo Doubs :

[Noah @ncwhitey]

@elePHPantMe @junior_grossi

Hello! I work for a software company and several of my customers are interested in your PHP plush elephant.

Am I able to place orders? Would love to discuss next steps with the team!

[Mansa 👑 @yrn_jo]

How you a grown ass man with no Bitcoin

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.

https://t.co/YgaIn1cYc8

[Everybody Loves Chris 🏆🗽 @SoLaidBack_]

The Gorilla going to the club after smokin 100 dumb mfs

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

The first 3 dedicated niggas:

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

Bruh!!!!!!!!! Bitcoin $100,000

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Credit to Jake Paul + Mike Tyson for pulling off one of the great cons of century. I shoulda put 10 million on Jake. Not cause he's good but cause he fought a senior citizen. I would say everybody involved should be ashamed but I'd take the money it too if I could. #TysonPaul

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

In the near future buying 1 whole bitcoin is gonna be unheard of for an individual person, it’s gonna be something that governments, businesses and large funds do.. everyday people will buy .0005 with their paycheck

And then there’s you, walking around w/ a whole coin like a G

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Freddie and his dad. 🥹