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[💂 @nd3r4a]

What happens when the critics who tear down a famous star start turning up dead—staged like the very scenes they criticized? 🎭🔪

​Meet Standing Ovation by Olulowo A. Ogundipe.

Get a copy here👇

​https://t.co/iYYUiesLCf

[Oluwajọmiloju! @_mystification]

There are evenings when I envy those who seem to have discovered their final destination in another human being. I wonder what it must feel like to love without the familiar suspicion that one day the conversation may acquire a closing paragraph.

[Tolani Esq. @Tolanii_Jimoh]

Wallahi there’s war in Ba Sing Se.

[🜁 @m00k1d]

If I see one more tweet about reposting/saving gifs…

[Josh the Foxxo 🦊🇺🇲🇦🇶✝️🌷 @PizzaSteve3902]

Reminder that Muslims aren't fasting during Ramadan. They're just eating a huge breakfast before sunrise, skipping lunch, then eating a huge dinner after sunset. It's all performative and meaningless.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Not enough people talking about how betrayed Jensen Huang must feel right now. Found a mistress he can talk about semiconductors with and she was lying to him the whole time. He must be heartbroken

[jay @Jaybigsteppper]

This doesn't apply to Avatar the last airbender.

[geo @shadoweave1]

I hate to inform you that the "practice your instrument for 15 minutes a day" crowd are right about everything

[mike @mikealebiosu]

tinubu, by the way. he made us realise that a lot of people we look up to don't have sense.

he did that one thing, and i love it.

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

Everytime I post Korra slander, people tell me to get a job, but I actually do have a job.
I clean toilets for a living, I see Korra at work everyday.

[Nacho 🌻 @Nachoville01]

The waitress thinks I'm cute.
The stripper loves me.
The chinese honeypot doesn't want my corporate secrets.

[Hyundai Azera 3.0 V6 2015 @issofoigeniau]

nao é suicidio se você gritar Parkour antes de pula

[nay @inayma]

If she’s into you.
She’s probably a chinese spy.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

girl go get natural beauty on a normal day oo, but when her birthday reach she go pop out with one of the most scariest makeup ever made

[Oluwakemi Oyefeso @i_am_agbeke]

NIGERIANS, WE NEED YOUR HELP! 🇳🇬

INEC has restricted the amount of time each person can spend on its website, so we need as many people as possible to help with this exercise.

Here’s what we’re doing:

We’re counting the number of registered voters in each polling unit for 2027 and comparing it with the number of registered voters in that same polling unit in 2023.

INEC won’t show us the full register, so we have to do this ourselves, one polling unit at a time.

Here’s how you can help. It takes just 60 seconds!

STEP 1: Go to this link ⤵️

https://t.co/Yo17bPEiad

STEP 2: Copy the code generated where it says “Your Polling Unit”. It’s the code containing numbers and dashes.

STEP 3: Go to the INEC website and scroll down to “Find a Polling Unit”.

Paste the code you copied into the PU Code box and click “Find”.

STEP 4: The polling unit information will appear, including the number of registered voters.

Copy ONLY the number of registered voters (the whole number, without the dashes).

STEP 5: Return to the first website, paste the number into the space provided for registered voters and click Submit.

That’s all!

See the attached video for a visual guide.

60 seconds of your time can help us build a clearer picture of what’s happening with our voters’ register.

Please participate and share this with other Nigerians. The more people who help, the more polling units we can cover.

Let’s get to work! 🇳🇬

[Hephta of Abk || 30BG || @iamhephta]

Your players enter finals of the Under 17 for the FIRST time in history and NOT one station in the whole country is showing it

aye gbogbo yin ti baje!!!! if we talk now; eyin weyrey will say we are demarketing!!! koni dafun gbogbo yin

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

Sued His University to the Supreme Court and Won ₦20,000,000!

Case: Victor v. F.U.T.A. (2026) 8 NWLR (Pt. 2044) 33

Imagine graduating, knowing your grades were wrongly calculated, but being handed a lower class of degree than you earned. Most students would accept "fate" and move on.

Mr. Adebayo A. Victor refused to back down.

What makes this story incredible? Victor was a layman (not a lawyer), yet he personally prosecuted this case through the entire hierarchy of courts for nearly two decades.

The 19-Year Battle for a 2:1
In 2007, Victor graduated in Mechanical Engineering from FUTA, receiving a Second Class Lower.

Convinced his scores were wrongly recorded, he spent four years begging the university to re-mark 10 specific courses. The university ignored him.

In 2011, he sued. The journey was brutal:
2013: The trial court dismissed his case on a technicality. Victor appealed and won a retrial.
2017: The High Court finally ordered FUTA to re-mark his scripts. FUTA refused and appealed.

2022: Under Supreme Court pressure, FUTA finally complied and re-marked the scripts.

The Plot Twist: Victor was right all along. The independent re-marking officially upgraded his degree to a Second Class Upper. His correct certificate was physically handed to him in open court at the Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court Defends Student Rights
With the degree secured, the Supreme Court turned its attention to the university’s conduct.

Led by Justice Helen Moronkeji Ogunwumiju, JSC, the apex court established a massive precedent:
The Duty of Care: While universities have academic autonomy, they owe a "Duty of Care" to their students. They must provide fair assessments and transparent complaint procedures.

The Penalty: By ignoring Victor for years and causing him to lose international scholarship opportunities, FUTA breached that duty.

The lower court had awarded Victor a mere ₦500,000. The Supreme Court threw that out as too small and reviewed the awards upward:
₦18,000,000 in General Damages for emotional distress.

₦2,000,000 in Litigation Costs.

Total Takeaway: Victor walked away with his rightful Second Class Upper degree and ₦20,000,000 in compensation.

The Big Insight
"Justice is not a fencing game where one party seeks to outsmart the other." Whether you run a university or a business, you cannot hide behind institutional bureaucracy to ignore legitimate complaints.

Huge respect to Mr. Adebayo Victor for his unmatched resilience!

Could you have held on for 15+ years to defend your academic rights? Let’s map it out in the comments!

© Law Parlor

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

Allah hasn’t spoken since the death of Prophet Muhammad. Allah died when Muhammad died.

Plot twist: Allah is Muhammad’s burner account.

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

having such a hard time deciding which hill to die on. all of these hills seem great and I also wouldn’t mind dying in a more flat area