ndanu𖦹

[ndanu𖦹 @nd4nu]

https://t.co/PQ3szsnshL

[ndanu𖦹 @nd4nu]

the one day i don’t carry an umbrella juu inanijazia bag 🤦🏾‍♀️

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Ukitaka kujua miguu zako ni kubwa, kila mtu huvaa viatu zako wakienda kutupa takataka

[plthing🌼🖤 @_Nimo1]

career wise nikama sina mwelekeo 💔

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kama county officer anapatikana na 250M in cash, imagine zile akina Murkomen, Duale na Mbadi wameficha.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Just seen someone blow their nose straight into their hand. That's why I detest shaking hands Wallahi.

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

Excellent double entendre. 😀

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

The greatest beneficiary of fare hikes are the green telco, those 7 bob transaction costs are making them insane bank

[ndanu𖦹 @nd4nu]

@_Mulingwa utakubali stay at home husband?👀

[ndanu𖦹 @nd4nu]

marriage is so fun juu siku izi nafika kwa nyumba napata nimepikiwa 😝

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

Maziwa na keki is goated

[muliii @muliwithanm]

Sai nkipata mia nalia kwanza

[ndanu𖦹 @nd4nu]

can’t believe i’m asking a grown man to practice proper hygiene because why are you sneezing into your open palms and continuing with your work???

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Swali ni after we elect a different president will we be able to recover all the parastatals that mad man sold?

[Sibs Macd @SibsMacd]

😳

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Hannah from the bible @beerprincess]

They should make it so that if you try to screenshot dating apps you get a black screen like on streaming services

[ndanu𖦹 @nd4nu]

@Robahmuriithi @Safaricom_Care i’ve tried using data, turning airplane mode on and off, restarted my phone
lakini wapi 🤦🏾‍♀️
nimejipata stranded bana

[ndanu𖦹 @nd4nu]

@Safaricom_Care mnaniibia sindio?🥲
can’t access ziidi for more than 2 hrs now

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

Oh June in conclusion.😭🕊️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maple. She closes her eyes while enjoying ice cream in order to really savor the moment. Also believes it prevents brain freeze. Just can't prove it yet. 12/10