Darshen

Romans 8❤️||Project manager||Astrophile ✨||Food nerd||True crime||The office stan account.

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
You asked. You shared. You demanded it.
So we're bringing it back. The Gallery of Ruto's Lies returns for a special re-air today—the Eighth Day.
🕤 9:30 PM
Don't miss it. Only on KTN.

#ChekiKTN #FactsFirst

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Wewe!!! Funga Laptop . Ni Friday.

[Vane @Vanep10_]

THE photo

[𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐰𝐚 𝐘𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐌𝐝𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐢 @uthabowisdom]

FIFA will regret playing African teams at 3am while our grannies are fresh and active shem.

[Muva! @Kar3ytess]

And this is why the idea of visiting or staying in a man's house even for a weekend stresses me tf out. I infact just like to stay at mines cos you could be thinking he wants you there whole time anafikiria hii weekend itaishi lini huyu aende kwake?

[Vivianne @Rixviv]

Police: madam fungua gari
Me: me si madam, madam ni ocs mumama
P: unaongea vibaya
M:
P: unavaa aje ukienda kazi
M: sivaangi uniform kama mtoto wa shule na polisi
P: Twende police station
M: Sawa na sibebangi polisi
P: hakuna bodaboda
M: Ambia Ruto!

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

We Stan an aware King

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

Sleep well tonight knowing that the same God who opened Sarah’s womb, promoted Joseph overnight, parted the Red Sea, and raised Lazarus is still working miracles over your life.

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

Ngl girls who know their worth be lonely asf😭🤣🤣

[lani 𐙚 ̊. ⋆ @97VHOPE]

Learning this choreo is such a core memory for meeee

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Now let's prepare for 8 weeks of discourse dissecting every single thing he says in this documentary.

[BEYHIVE @beyhivecombr]

BLUE IVY & JAY-Z 🥹

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

Okay this why we ain’t getting act III or the tour this year 😭

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Asake couldn’t understand the madness beside him 😂😂😂

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jay-Z sits down with Rick Rubin for an 8-part docuseries premiering on HBO this Fall.

[Bhudda_Marv 🇿🇦 @AfricanMarvin]

The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. 😭❤️😭❤️

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Julia @tomhollwho]

THIS FUCKING LEGEND.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The only reason why William Ruto fights Standard newspaper, owners & her editors is coz of perceived political competition with Gideon Moi.