N. Davey Neal

4 spirited kids. @heatherwneal is pretty, awesome. Good writers borrow from other writers, great writers steal from them outright.

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

I’m here for the doomscrolling, but I stay for the quality Doofenshmirtz content.

[Indy Fuel @IndyFuel]

If we had a nickel for every time Brett Brochu tried fighting one of our goalies and lost the game, we'd have 2 nickels...

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

I guess David Muir’s image team never saw Mock Trial With J. Reinhold.

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

Wait- @Crew_Carwash team members use pickleball paddles for the “get up here faster” & “get your foot off the brake now” signs. The bollards to keep you from going off the rails are giant pickleballs. Call me to launch the greatest sports/carwash crossover event since Dodgeball!

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

@Edward_Holloran @IndyFuel Ed - we’ve had three bear tosses now. Who’s running the red light down there? Need some O-line QC.

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

Wabash Always Fights!
Bring Back The Bell!
DPU Swallows.

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

The largest attendance at the @ButlerAthletics Bowl since it’s renovation in 2010 is today’s matchup against @WabashFB. Little Giant Effect. #WAF @wabashclubindy @WabashCollege

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

Nothing makes you question your parenting like watching your kids perform “When I Grow Up” in @mtishows @MatildaMusical We’re all doing the best we can. And exposing kids to shows like this is the way. @heatherwneal

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

@RoryDoesPhonics Do you have a Time Machine? Aesop’s Table had hands down the best lobster bisque. If not, Ralph’s Hot Pot Pig.

[YMCA Youth and Government @ymcayag]

What other program sends teenagers to meet with governors regularly?

We’ll wait…

[Leah Trigg @AvonHSChoirs]

Calleigh is an amazing member of the AHS Attraction Show Choir!!!! So proud of her! @AvonSupt @AvonHSPrincipal @OrioleTweets @danpeo82

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

There’s a lesson here: No matter how many times you look in the mirror, Channel 16 will expose the receding hairline you’ve convinced yourself isn’t there.

[Ryan Martin @ryanmartin]

When a troubled Indianapolis bar runs afoul of police, the smartest owners know where to turn: They hire the very people who were previously tasked with regulating them. https://t.co/tiaWzcOf81 @indystartony @eom_yeon

[Dale Chu @Dale_Chu]

Go get 'em, Governor Neal!

[Hambone's Trivia @hambonestrivia]

Hambone’s own! Way to go Calleigh!

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

Gov Holcomb 🤝 Gov Neal. Thanks for making the time. @OrioleTweets @AvonHSPrincipal @AvonTV @ymcayag

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

@adamwren 2 and 3 are bops as well. See if you and your daughter can work the Mal/Hades duet into your next family gathering.

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

Be honest. The first drafts of this tweet read, “Greetings from Whitecastle.”

[DePauw University @DePauwU]

Greetings from Snowcastle ❄️

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

This reminds me of my favorite family Disney World vacation memory where, just a few years after, none of our kids really have any recollection of going to Disney World. Good times. @heatherwneal

[James Briggs @JamesEBriggs]

Thrilled to report that, after our family Disney World vacation, what my 3-year-old loved the most was the round of putt-putt golf we played while killing time before the flight home.

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

@brandonjsmith5 This is the video that gets results.

[N. Davey Neal @ndaveyneal]

So many tweets I never got to send, so here we go:
He’s running.
______, call your office!
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
I did a thing.
Some personal news.
I was today years old when I…
Am I the asshole if I…. Your 5 year old never said that!

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