Samuel ndavula

NDAVULA SAMUEL | BROADCAST JOURNALIST | AWARD WINNING TV PRODUCER | DIRECTOR | ACTOR| "When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

According to PS of Interior, this is a Kenyan walking to board an Uber to go lock himself in his house and sleep.

There are reports that somehow his body transported itself from the house where he was sleeping and booked itself at City Mortuary as a victim of hit run accident.

[Solomon Kitema @solokitema]

@sholard_mancity Something very dark and sinister has infected and infested the various arms of government in this country, led principally by this unscrupulous presidency and, unarguably, the least august of parliaments KE has ever had. It's incredible to witness.

[Hon. Alfred Abuya @AlfredAbuya4]

@sholard_mancity This is broad daylight thieving and serious corruption, enough is enough.
These MPs think they are above the law, if we have to take it to the streets for them to do what is expected by the constitution then so be it.
They should remember their job is simple, representing us

[Ngugi James @JamboMe]

@sholard_mancity If their boss the fraudster @WilliamsRuto destroyed a protected forest to build a runway and a house in order 2 hide his grand heist frm the public, this is child's play. Kenya has been on a free fall since 2022. 2027 is our date with destiny. We cannot afford to fumble. #Wantam

[Mr. Northern Aura @Nichola49136897]

@OkiyaOmtatah @Kenyajudiciary @katibainstitute @LawSocietyofKe
Oh, rejoice, citizens! The Finance Committee has graciously unburdened us from the tedious shackles of "financial oversight." In a masterclass of parliamentary acrobatics, @KuriaKimaniMP and his UDA colleagues have looked at the Controller of Budget, whose sole constitutional existence is to stop our money from vanishing into Thin Air, and said, "No, thank you, we'll take it from here."
​By blocking the CoB from vetting withdrawals, bypassing the Consolidated Fund, and dodging the Public Finance Management Act, the committee has essentially designed a national Sovereign Wealth Fund that functions like a magic hat. Money goes in; magic happens; money disappears. Who needs written sign-offs when you have vibes and good intentions?
​To bypass Article 228 under the guise of efficiency is uniquely comedic.
They assure us the intentions are pure, yet they’ve locked the watchdog in the garden shed.
It begs the magnificent question: if you aren't planning a midnight feast, why are you so desperate to untether the nanny from the kitchen door?
​This isn't just a loophole; it’s a beautifully constructed black box, custom-built for future scandals. Fortunately, this legislative horror show hasn't passed the full Parliament yet. Before this audacious heist on accountability is codified into law, the public must make a ungodly fuss. We must demand the CoB retains her constitutional teeth, lest our sovereign wealth becomes nothing more than a sovereign sovereign-disappearing act.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto: Shoot on the legs

Nelson KOECH: Shoot to kill

Maalim: I could have killed all Gen Z

All these not considered Treason

Bob Njagi: Come out on 25th June

Charged with treason
Mnyonge Hana aki

[LUMUMBA VEA 🇨🇩🐆 @JumbaDrc]

CONGRATULATIONS TO US 🇨🇩🐆

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Even in his silence the whole govt has been sent to Panic Mode!! 😅😅
#SisiNdioSifuna

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BREAKING: This is what the William Ruto government did to protesters.

I have just watched this story on Citizen TV, and it's heartbreaking.

The victim explains how he says he was beaten by police.

Why would any government use the police to carry out such alleged inhumanity against protesters?

Here is the video from Citizen TV . Watch it for yourself.

Then you hear someone chant "Tutam...". Ruto must go to Sugoi. Enough of this presidency

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Thank you for the solidarity and the unwavering support from you and the @UGMParty. This victory does not belong to me, but to the people of Kenya and the Constitution we swore to protect.

[Samuel ndavula @ndavula]

@ESPNUK Amen

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Bayer Leverkusen's message to Arsenal after making Piero Hincapié's transfer permanent 👀🏆

[Muthoni wa Muthomo @GlitteringAnge]

The murderous tyrant took those that disappeared yesterday and tortured them in an unfinished affordable housing. I hate Ruto.
The last time we had torture chambers in Kenya was Nyayo house in Moi days. Now we are back there.

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

"I did not choose the way I was born, but I chose to be a respectful and a hardworking man" - Stevo Simple boy responds to Andrew Kibe's remarks that "people like" Stevo should not have kids.

[Revolutionary Mankuyio @RevoltMankuyio]

This is the Only Crime that Kenyatta Committed

[Xtrafrica @xtr_africa]

JUSTICE FOR CONGO 🇨🇩

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Tunaeza kuwa serious kidogo wakuu😂😂🫵🏾

[Mzalendo Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

Standard injecting 😁

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

They have been found.

We now need Davis Lichuma.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Out of over 700 politicians it's only comrade Okiya Omtatah talking about odious debt.

Bwana know your friends early.