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every line from balthazar cavendish! tweeting every hour (at least I’ll try) - currently on: Sphere and Loathing in Outer Space

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

You... You really sacrificed yourself hundreds of times for me?

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

You... You really sacrificed yourself hundreds of times for me?

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

@lumberzacks IM SORRY I HAD TO PUT IT IN FOR SENTIMENTALITY IM CRAZY... -vinnie

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it! ♪

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

I've had a marvelous time with you all, but... it is with a heavy heart I must part ways with you. It's been lovely this past year, and I will miss you all dearly. Me and my partner, Dakota, wish you all so well.

With Love,
Balthazar T. Cavendish,
Dakota B),
and @teamcavota :)

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

Touché.

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

You're thinking about eating a sandwich, aren't you?

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

Come on, everyone. (Everyone takes off after Diogee) Let's help save this planet.

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

On Octalia!

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

By Harry, you're right! This will be my moment. Dakota, I will fulfill my destiny right here on...on...

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

We shouldn't even be here. All I want to do is go home!

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

Oh, this is preposterous.

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

Now where do you suppose, they were going in such a hurry?

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

I don't like it here. The sky's a weird color, the air smells like a combination of Ozone and Wintergreen, and worst of all, I have the overwhelming feeling that something very bad is going to-

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

Is everyone alright?

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

Doof, please don't touch any...(Doof ignores him and presses a button anyway) Wait, what are you..

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

And you took Milo against his will to battle that?

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

What have you done with Milo, you alien monster?!

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

What the devil?

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

I want to thank you all for this journey you have come on with me. I know goodbyes are hard, so I thought me and my... "editor", shall give it one last go within the next two days. See you all in Sphere and Loathing!

Yours Truly,
Balthazar T. Cavendish

[cavendish 🎩 @ndcavendish]

Brilliant.