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[Jun 🇹🇷🇫🇷🇨🇻🇨🇩🇪🇬🇲🇦🇨🇮🇩🇿🇬🇭 @JuneVanBloem]

What was a Nigerian man doing in the Uzbek Soviet Socialist Republic back in 1980?

[Formular™ @MrChelsealad02]

Apple Sports App might be the best ScoresApp at the moment. This is goated

[Random Guy ™ @RandomRWC]

NEW CLOCK CHALLENGE!! 🕒

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

By your logic:
Roy Keane shouldn't have been signed from a relegated Forest side.

Neither should Gareth Bale after Southampton's relegation.

Moussa Sissoko from relegated Newcastle Tottenham for £30m in 2016.

Romeo Lavia from relegated Southampton to Chelsea for £58m in 2023.

James Maddison from relegated Leicester to Tottenham for £40m in 2023.

Harvey Barnes from relegated Leicester to Newcastle for £39m in 2023.

Neither should Georginio Wijnaldum for £25m after Newcastle's relegation.

Players don't suddenly become bad because the team around them failed.

Roy Keane’s fee in 1993 was a far bigger financial commitment relative to the market than £85m is today.

Sir Alex Ferguson made him the most expensive players in English football despite him coming from a relegated side.

Judge Mateus Fernandes on his qualities, not on the league table.

The question is whether he’s good enough to become one of the best midfielders in the Premier League over the next 5–10 years.

If the answer is yes, then £85m may look expensive today but reasonable in hindsight.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Apple cooked. Sweet interface.

[Ezzy @EzzyMUFC]

Those mfs thought we were joking when we said this😭😭

[X @XaviercMiller]

Most men don’t mind spending money on a woman they like. What men hate is feeling used, tolerated or emotionally transactional.

A lot of women could get far more from men just by being warm, appreciative, attentive & making a man feel desired.

Modern dating is so focused on leverage, power and ‘what can you provide’ that a lot of people forgot seduction is psychological before it’s financial.

And this is what most modern women don’t understand & lack today, the art of seduction.

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

A perfect retirement plan is waking up in your mansion by the seaside, with exotic cars in the garage and a loaded bank account. Not waking up next to a woman.

Y’all simps always act like women are the prize . They’re not. The real prize is freedom, peace of mind, and financial security.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is something women do that I find funny.

When I am quiet or stare into nothingness, you ask what is on my mind. Madam, there is nothing on my mind.

I'm a quiet person and I easily drift into quietness. Do women understand it is okay to just want to be quiet in your own space? Everything is not an opportunity to gist for gist sake.

They never like my answer. They want gist. There is no gist and there is nothing only mind. Frankly, I actually do not like that question

[Them Leke @themmyleke]

Women are too generous with their platforms🤡🤡
@Jollz you are a fool

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

People wey normal for this country no pass 5 🤣

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Men can. People can't

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

The goalscorer obviously never played football as a child. Leg to ball coordination is crazy mehn. Miss it as a child and it’s over.😂

[Banky G 🎤⚽ @BankyGee_]

❌❌ This statistics is 𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧! Even if we're to add CHAN games to his record (which we shouldn't) this wouldn't be the correct stats.

The Super Eagles + CHAN combined haven't conceded up to 30 goals under Éric Chelle! AI is not always correct!

𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗦 (CHAN + SE):
🎮 27 games managed
🟢 15 wins
⚪ 9 draws
🔴 3 losses (2 from CHAN, 1 from the unofficial Egypt preparatory match)
⚽ 49 goals scored
🥅 25 goals conceded

AI is not always correct!!! 38 goals conceded as how? Are we Chelsea?

[َ @Asensii20]

Whoever thought we were bidding 150m for JEREMY DOKU needs their journalist license revoked

[Edwin Onyebolise @Edwyeen]

This is why they hate Sir Alex: he left us with generational inheritance and bragging rights.

[#TheSportsIlluminator @RayToluAyo]

Every time we got home, I would ask my wife the same question

"Where are the husbands of these women? Is this really how women are treated in the hands of this God-forsaken men?"

Your write up is a big CRAP.

First, you can't be present at every antenatal with your wife. That's a big lie

Even a jobless man can't be present at the antenatal everytime. You are painting a vague picture

I am married, I am a father. When my wife was pregnant, I handled the pressure that came with it till she gave birth.

There is nothing I didn't do after she gave birth. I baby sit, feed my child, change diapers, use a carrier to carry her.

In my church, they call my child 'Daddy's Girl.'

I didn't do all that to be called the best dad or a wonderful husband or to be hailed by anyone

I am blessed to work in an organization that makes my work very flexible, which allows me to be available

But I will be STUPID and FOOLISH man to come online to say 'any man that doesn't do all I have done is God-forsaken'

In a broken economy and system when fathers are hustling for their families, carrying the burden of the home

Some work so hard that they forget themselves in the process. You don't know what many men are going through or went through to put food on the table

But because you went to the UK and saw a different thing, African men are now BAD FATHERS

You think if Nigeria is a good country, many men won't be available as much as they can?

You think life is bread and butter and you think some men don't do enough?

There are some men that are very irresponsible and deserve the stick

I don't like irresponsible men as well but your write up is CRAP

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[Ovie @OvieO]

The crazy thing about this tweet is that he was celebrating TOTTENHAM beating Man Utd in the Europa League final.

This same account is crying about “systemic hate.”

This is why you should never take Arsenal fans seriously.