Gavin Ndege

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Organizers of Summer Tides have been left counting losses after Gen Zs failed to show up on the event's final day in Malindi. This came after The Bag Edition organized a parallel event in Diani.

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

This Gen Z guy in my building noticed our compound had limited parking and people were always fighting for spots.
He rented one extra space from the landlord at a discount because it was awkward to access.
Then he quietly offered it to three...

[Ms_Miriti @MsMiriti]

I just found out that if you end up in a mental institution, all your debts get cancelled 😭

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

I still can't believe walinikujia a whole station, DCI 8 wote, armed with guns, juu ya tweet😅Neighbours walikua wanafikiria nimeua watu buana. Aoko was right,the unit has been reduced to settle scores

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Gavin Ndege @NdegeGavin]

@polo_kimanii No lie 😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Two People who are best employees but are dangerous collegues

1. Mkamba

2. Mluya

End.

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Hizo mjengo mnapost siku moja mtakuja kuenda and you will never talk about it again😂😂.Sisi wenye tumeonja hatupendi kuskia hiyo jina.

[Gavin Ndege @NdegeGavin]

@Mike_Kutola Na bado 😂 walimu wanaona shida

[Mike @Mike_Kutola]

Teachers who supervised the 2025 KCSE, KPSEA and KJSEA exams have gone 8 months without payment.

Treasury promised to release Sh1.5bn by June 30, but KNEC confirmed it has not received the funds.

[NI MIMI🤦 @amthetherapy]

Njugu zinaongeza inches ama girth? Nimezikula for long na si notice changes.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Break ups are nothing... A man's worst nightmare ni dem kukufia kwake.. Unaeza chizi maniii

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Hizi Relationships zenyu mnameet mkiwa 25+ hukua just a union of two traumatized people from their previous relationships who still miss their exes and are just there with one foot because they never got who they wanted in life.

[MJ🥰 @itsMJ_Ke]

Wale watu wa Jehova witness walikuwa wanabishia watu mlango kila sunday wahubiri, walienda wapi kwani ama walichoka😌

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

WhatsApp group ya shule ya mtoto naona kumewaka moto.

Walisema we pay 2k ya trip to kisii, (20kms) away, parents tumesema that's a lot.

Saii naona walimu wanashare tu bible verse za proverbs😭

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

900k unaeza buy used Mazda Demio mbili 450k 450k Na upee Bibi moja muingie Uber business Nairobi. Hakuna kulala. Hakuna sekete. Kutafuta pesa tu. Clients after clients. By the time Gari inalose value, mko Na 5-10m.

Mnarelocate Na kuretire uko ocha. Farming massive Sasa.

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

The best way to learn driving enda polytechnic ama AA driving school

Hizi driving za mtaani lenga kabisa

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

In 2024 karibu nibuy jalopy ingine hapo inaitwa KIA and when I approached my friend who's a mechanic akaniambia nikijaribu itabidi nihamie plot anaishi ndio atengenezange kila asubuhi.

[Gavin Ndege @NdegeGavin]

@ItsKaizerchief @wil_sonn1 Chief,,, inakaa ulisoma nyamira boys 😂😂

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @wil_sonn1]

Highschool time was really cracked. You could read a newspaper, do Ronaldo vs Messi debates, survive multiple Teacher on Duty purges, go to the toilet come back unaulizia time and it's only 7.26PM