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[Sultan @Modern_Jurist]

1/ In 1985, CIA & Mossad pulled off a daring extraction right under Kenya’s nose bypassing one of Africa’s most feared spymasters, James Kanyotu.
Daily Nation has the story today. Here’s what happened: 🧵

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

I saw some lady saying University of Nairobi dental school does tooth filling she was called Nickstarr or something

Who has her handle ?

Also what other places can one get their teeth filled cheaply ?

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

There is peace in knowing you are not a good person

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Fun fact: They release raw untreated sewerage into the ocean in Mombasa

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

KTN has dropped the bombshell. They reveal how Somalis are receiving our National ID in preparations for 2027.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

texted her “spurs lead” she knew to come blow me

[Mwawasi 🏆 EPL CHAMPIONS @Mwawasi__]

Ni doe?

[Auntie E @1nelima]

I've been on X long enough to learn that the unhinged tweeps are actually serious chaps irl

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

Najua y'all would want to see her sexy body, don't worry i gotchu lads @_Hoely_grail . Happy trails solo explorers

[Mack @whatMackSays]

I can say this without fear of doubt - that LinkedIn optimization is NECESSARY.
DM for bookings📥

[Britney @OwanghB]

I paid 16k for my 1B in Ruaka
2 Balconies
A big pantry
washroom and bathroom ziko kando
Kwa barabara pia
Now I pay 23k for my 2 B
Still close to the road 2 Balconies..a modern house,
Big kitchen
Close to the Road
Ruaka nyumba ya budget yako iko ukitafuta
Don't settle yet

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Mfuate Jose

[Yo,WTF!🍉🇫🇷 @Kebaso__]

"Are you stupid by birth or by self effort?"😭

Buana huku nje mko creative 😂😭

[Bec.szx 🇪🇸🇨🇮 + 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑘𝑖 @Birecxzs]

This very legal streaming site iko na hadi option ya continue watching

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Wamama wana piga mens 10-0 pale corporate ju hatuna soft skills, comms skill ziko chini pia,

[Official Kenya Airways @KenyaAirways]

Carrying Kenya’s pride home.

As the national carrier, we are honoured to bring home world record holder Sabastian Sawe, marking a moment of national pride.

Welcomed with a water salute at JKIA, a fitting tribute to an extraordinary achievement.
#ThePrideOfAfrica

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Kwani nitawafunza kila kitu?
Muwache kutumia CPE devices za ISP. On top of shitty wifi, they can snoop on your private use.

You need to buy a mesh wifi system that supports wifi 6 or 7.

Good thing there's a cheap wifi 6 mesh router here:

https://t.co/vQRBFQ6qSC

[J O H N @johnholowach]

@theashleyray @MelissaEJordan Why would I know to search the name of someone I don't follow or have in my friend sphere to find something that I had no idea she talked about? Jeez.

https://t.co/NCOAJ9MQsa

[Defileo🔮 @defileo]

How I felt after finding the ChatGPT 5.5 + Google Maps method at 3am:

[Muriaso @muriaso]

House hunting tip 101
Before signing that rental agreement, check the electricity meter setup!

Many rental plots and appartments use Last Mile Connectivity (LMCP) prepaid meters. This can quietly inflate your power costs even if you're buying tokens directly from KPLC. Here's why you MUST verify.

Under LMCP, households get a subsidized connection around KSh 15,000 fee advanced as interest-free Stima Loan. No upfront cash, but KPLC deducts 50% of EVERY token purchase to repay it until cleared often 2-3 years. So if you buy KSh 100 tokens, only KSh 50 worth of actual units. The rest pays off the landlord/property's subsidized connection.

As a Result, you pay the same or higher for tokens, but get fewer units compared to a normal non-LMCP meter with no loan deduction. Tenants effectively foot the bill for the subsidized meter/connection the landlord benefited from without any discount on your end. It's like paying extra rent disguised as power costs.

Pro tip to test before selecting a house:
Buy a small token, say KSh 100 directly via *977#, M-Pesa (paybill 888880), or app, using the meter's number. If you get normal units e.g., ~5-6+ units (depending on band/tariff), it's likely a standard meter and you are good to go.

If you get half the expected units i.e., only ~2-3 units or less, it's under LMCP with Stima Loan deduction. Walk away or negotiate lower rent to offset.

You should ask the landlord/agent upfront
if the meter under Last Mile Connectivity, or has any outstanding Stima Loan?. Alternatively, dial *977# and select manage meters/token to check details. If it's LMCP and loan is ongoing, factor that into your budget, or push for landlord to clear it by paying lump sum at KPLC office.