anleitung für den besten sex eures lebens:
- linker fuß hoch
- dreeehen
- UND STOP
- dreimal nach rechts gucken (1, 2, 3)
- und jetzt kommt der beckenstoß (optional hui sagen)
- auf dem linken fuß landen (wichtig!)
- zeit für hüftschwung, schön kreisen lassen
- das das und VOILA
You’ll be at work talking to an older coworker like “we’ve had record heat & this is the first October Mt Fuji ever had no snow also it now gets so hot that animals just die en masse” and your coworker will be like “good! I love when it’s hot 😃 and hate when it’s cold 😡”
There is no easy way to talk about this. This week the UN announced we are on track to reach up to 3.1° Celsius of warming. We are slated to blow past the goals of the Paris Accords. Here's what this means. (1/9) 🧵
TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think
HARRIS: not true.
TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible