mr. brightside hate-account

ich möchte schreien aber dann beschweren sich die nachbarn bekannt aus fest und flauschig sie/ihr

[mr. brightside hate-account @ndercovers]

drake drake rückwärts

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day to those who celebrate

[uwo's lab | the funny science man @uwutoowo1]

i heard that if you dip ur balls in soy sauce you can taste it, so i dipped my nuts in every sauce I had to see which ones i could taste

[mr. brightside hate-account @ndercovers]

anleitung für den besten sex eures lebens:

- linker fuß hoch
- dreeehen
- UND STOP
- dreimal nach rechts gucken (1, 2, 3)
- und jetzt kommt der beckenstoß (optional hui sagen)
- auf dem linken fuß landen (wichtig!)
- zeit für hüftschwung, schön kreisen lassen
- das das und VOILA

[Big Joburg Ikea Princess 💎 🇨🇩🍉 @MillaMahogany]

Yall will say every single letter in Tchaikovsky and Schwarzenegger but say racist ass garbage like this when it comes to African names. Smh

[mr. brightside hate-account @ndercovers]

meinung ich hole 2 katzen und nenne sie "rauchen geil" und "geil rauchen"

[mr. brightside hate-account @ndercovers]

elon musk will run for prisedent or vp after trump i'm calling it now

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

You’ll be at work talking to an older coworker like “we’ve had record heat & this is the first October Mt Fuji ever had no snow also it now gets so hot that animals just die en masse” and your coworker will be like “good! I love when it’s hot 😃 and hate when it’s cold 😡”

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

There is no easy way to talk about this. This week the UN announced we are on track to reach up to 3.1° Celsius of warming. We are slated to blow past the goals of the Paris Accords. Here's what this means. (1/9) 🧵

[mr. brightside hate-account @ndercovers]

tony collette dndads

[mr. brightside hate-account @ndercovers]

ron stampler

[mr. brightside hate-account @ndercovers]

SMART SHUFFLE AUF SPOTIFY IST MEGA IHR WISST NUR NICHT WIE MAN ES RICHTIG NUTZT

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great

[ali @alirichthem]

i think the apple’s bottom right to the core from all the jeans passed down from all the apples boots with the fur

[ani ! @anivgc]

me when my nonbinary friend has a really nice fit

[mr. brightside hate-account @ndercovers]

heute ist der beste tag überhaupt auf twitter

[jynx @jynxbby]

him: imma call you at 11

me at 11:01: all men do is lie

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible