n.d.e.t.o

microbiologist|biotechnologist| #AMR #OneHealth #Foodsafety

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Jkksfqt @JUNX1ONG]

Turns out all the fears about kingara road are valid

[n.d.e.t.o @ndet0_]

@EricNjiiru Q⅕,.l0

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

My boy down but not out

[DCCVII @SaruniBM]

😂😂
Watch me

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

You doing science fr

[hunter @3gpmh]

taking a break from literature to indulge in substance abuse and women’s thighs

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

me when I lie

[Mushtaq Bilal, PhD @MushtaqBilalPhD]

Watching TikTok videos damages your prospective memory — the ability to remember to perform a planned task.

Using Twitter doesn't.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Not a green screen. The Nairobi skyline behind me is 100% real

[Dr Andrew Suleh MD @andrewsuleh]

The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

[Aliyu, H. S. @HASPhD]

Slide 2.

Even if water no dey... If you suck it, water go show.

[Lord of the Ricks @Dendricck]

Ukiwai pata dem anapack anataka kutoka kwako, msaidie kupack asichelewe

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 🇯🇵🇦🇷 @Youknowhodis_]

Life has me so cooked I'm reading the Bible again bro. This nigga Thesalonians knows ball ngl - mans is saying niggas should shut the hell up and make bread

[𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰. @munenechris_77]

Please let us stop abusing antibiotics.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me choosing “truth” in Truth or Dare
Just to lie anyway.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Son: “Hey, Dad, did you get the DNA test results back?”

Dad: “Call me, Steve

Son:

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*throws a used condom in a lake with crocodiles

6 yrs after at my door:

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[26 @Eryr_]

Gari zitakuwa zikigongwa free gear kutoka Zambezi mpaka globe 😡