Adriano

[Adriano @ndetssss]

That midget is getting dunked on

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[Adriano @ndetssss]

Das Auto

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

I don't know why that chap is complaining about the car breaking down a month after he bought it and yet he bought a VW. All VWs break down within months of ownership.

[Adriano @ndetssss]

@Nixon__Mose Eh! Nikubad bro

[Adriano @ndetssss]

😂😂 What’s going on

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur reach agreement with Newcastle United to sign Sandro Tonali. Deal for 26yo Italy international to join #THFC from #NUFC £92.5m + £7.5m in potential add-ons based around multiple Champions League qualifications @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/dWEZtjFzFK

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

july 1st, 2026

[Adriano @ndetssss]

Lmao

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Jonjo Shelvey (34) will remain as the manager of 3rd division UAE club Arabian Falcons FC for the 2026/27 season! ✅

Jason Puncheon is also the Head of Football Operations at the club. Ravel Morrison plays there too. 🇦🇪🤝

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Would you also need to know how to quickly dissolve an 82 kg chicken in acid by any chance ?

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Billem Dafoe @Billem_DaFoe]

Once you have loved and been loved by a whore, you realize just how pathetically little the average woman brings to your life

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

6 - Cristiano Ronaldo is the first man to score in six different FIFA World Cup tournaments.

Inevitable.

[Klo Yo @dedebaake]

Nothing has been funny

[The People’s Champion 🇯🇲🇵🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @troopzafc]

This is wild beyond belief lol them bloods prob thought this was really the end 🤣🤣🤣

[sj @316simsim]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence

[Adriano @ndetssss]

We absolutely lost this man

[I. Cox @IanECox]

Nairobi, Kenya in the mid-1980's 🇰🇪