Nathan

Future trophy husband. I out pizza the hut.

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I'm 90% sure I'm 50% right.

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@sickpodadamrank @adamrank 13

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@clayharbs82 17

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It’s like the person who wrote Con Air never studied how diabetes works.

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I am a firm believer that “The Grind” was just a pyramid scheme.

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@GBraggsJr23 Have you tried throwing up after you eat? It works out your abs and you get to taste it twice!

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I feel like sports are way more fun when you let your favorite team ruin your mental health.

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I need whoever the parent company of Keebler is to bring back Pizzarias

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That Kent State basketball court is wild

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Gotta cancel @YouTubeTV

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@ryleywalker Ryley! Miss your stupid face and angelic voice

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Guys Italian food is so good that it makes you forget that they fought on the same side as the Nazi’s g WW2!

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You know what are pretty awesome? Rocking chairs.

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Does anyone remember when silk shirts were popular?

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Worst rapture ever!

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I’ve been getting really good at playing along with Wheel of Fortune lately.

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@ChicagoBears Ryan Poles

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I remember grocery store parking lots without cart corrals. Those were wild times.

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I’m pretty sure if MTV sill played music videos America would have a bullet train by now.

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If I got a taser I’d probably get bored on a Tuesday and wonder what it would feel like to be tased. So that’s why I don’t own a taser.

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Let’s skip leg day and get waffles!