Andy Kale

iPhone & Web guy, Apple Fan, Finisher of 5 Marathons and Starbucks Gold Star chaser.

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

@tide just opened a new container of pods. What is this white powder? Never seen this before

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

@ijustine Sorry for your loss :(

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

@radiomike519 @mikelisa800 Nobody Beats Him!

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

@RaveDrool Jane

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

@leokellr Do it.

[steven page @stevenpage]

Oh my god. Possibly the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

@radiomike519 Agreed! No matter what you think of JT, at the end of the day, he’s just a guy and it’s nice to actually see the guy. More of this please!

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

Yes! Exactly! Why is everything ‘me me me’ and “I’m not the problem, everyone else is!” Take responsibility for your own actions. Look within. You MIGHT actually be the problem here. ⁦@RoderickOn⁩ ⁦@johnroderick⁩ ⁦@hotdogsladies⁩ #wisdomdocument

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

Think I figured it out #instagramdown

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

Listening to my fave podcast today and out of the blue they start talking about me - well, ⁦@redpistoninc⁩ - but I’m the guy that they’re talking about (no, not the scammer!). Cool! Thanks ⁦@HumbleFredRadio⁩. The app still works but needs an update… hopefully soon!

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

Today I learned that @johnroderick and @stevenpage are ‘text buddies’ and while I don’t know either of them personally, as fans of both, this nugget somehow makes me smile. 💬 @RoderickOn

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

Well, as far as things my cat can dump and urinate on, I suppose I have no complaints @PetSmart

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

I’m gonna pack up this @ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

Parent: can you run down to the freezer and get some bread? 14: Yep! <goes downstairs>. 14: There’s no bread in the freezer. The freezer:

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

My favourite bloodsport is flossing.

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

@hypercritical @hotdogsladies Congrats @siracusa!

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

⁦is @DavidSpade⁩ the new ⁦@TheSimpsons⁩ predicting the future?

[Rich Garton @RichGarton]

https://t.co/RAJ5cHzIhD

[Andy Kale @ndkl]

@HumHow Wait… you mean we’re NOT all doing that!?

[Humblehoward @HumHow]

True man True.