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[danian timm @ddt_golf25]

Morning thank you Mamma. Brandy always 🥺

[Mr Gryn💰 @Ogbeni_Gryn]

African way of treating stroke.😭💆🏾‍♂️

@Qokani will this method work?

[MovieTalks🎬🍿 @jackofficial_01]

🎬50 movies for Matured Audiences .🍿🔞🔞🔞🍿🔥

1. Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
2. Love & Other Drugs (2010)
3. Fifty Shades Freed (2018)
4. 365 Days (2020)
5. 365 Days: This Day (2022)
6. 365 Days: The Next 365 Days (2022)
7. Blue Is the Warmest Color (2013)
8. Malcolm & Marie (2021)
9. Unfaithful (2002)
10. Secretary (2002)
11. Basic Instinct (1992)
12. Nymphomaniac Vol. I (2013)
13. Nymphomaniac Vol. II (2013)
14. Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
15. Call Me by Your Name (2017)
16. Love (2015)
17. Original Sin (2001)
18. The Dreamers (2003)
19. Cruel Intentions (1999)
20. Closer (2004)
21. Blue Valentine (2010)
22. Revolutionary Road (2008)
23. Femme Fatale (2002)
24. The Lover (1992)
25. 9½ Weeks (1986)
26. In the Mood for Love (2000)
27. A Dangerous Method (2011)
28. Damage (1992)
29. Bitter Moon (1992)
30. Crash (1996)
31. The Handmaiden (2016)
32. Last Tango in Paris (1972)
33. Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
34. Shame (2011)
35. Lust, Caution (2007)
36. The Reader (2008)
37. Adore (2013)
38. Chloe (2009)
39. The Girl Next Door (2004)
40. Fatal Attraction (1987)
41. Indecent Proposal (1993)
42. The Voyeurs (2021)
43. Deep Water (2022)
44. The Royal Treatment (2022
45. Wild Things (1998)
46. The Piano Teacher (2001)
47. Room in Rome (2010)
48. Sleeping Beauty (2011)
49. Fifty Shades Darker (2017)
50. The Princess Switch 3 (2021)

[Popcorn Plug 🔌 @PopcornPlug_]

🎬 Top 50 Bold Romance Movies For M*ture Audience. 🔞🔞🍿😋

Save it, youll need it...... 😱🔥

1️⃣ Babygirl (2024)

2️⃣ Challengers (2024)

3️⃣ Fair Play (2023)

4️⃣ Saltburn (2023)

5️⃣ Sanctuary (2022)

6️⃣ Deep Water (2022)

7️⃣ Blonde (2022)

8️⃣ 365 Days: This Day (2022)

9️⃣ 365 Days: The Next 365 Days (2022)

1️⃣0️⃣ After Ever Happy (2022)

1️⃣1️⃣ Lady Chatterley’s Lover (2022)

1️⃣2️⃣ Below Her Mouth (2016)

1️⃣3️⃣ Fifty Shades Freed (2018)

1️⃣4️⃣ Fifty Shades Darker (2017)

1️⃣5️⃣ Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

1️⃣6️⃣ Love (2015)

1️⃣7️⃣ The Dreamers (2003)

1️⃣8️⃣ Secretary (2002)

1️⃣9️⃣ Nymphomaniac Vol. I (2013)

2️⃣0️⃣ Nymphomaniac Vol. II (2013)

2️⃣1️⃣ Blue Is the Warmest Colour (2013)

2️⃣2️⃣ In the Realm of the Senses (1976)

2️⃣3️⃣ Last Tango in Paris (1972)

2️⃣4️⃣ Basic Instinct (1992)

2️⃣5️⃣ Unfaithful (2002)

2️⃣6️⃣ 9 Songs (2004)

2️⃣7️⃣ Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

2️⃣8️⃣ Crash (1996)

2️⃣9️⃣ The Handmaiden (2016)

3️⃣0️⃣ Call Me by Your Name (2017)

3️⃣1️⃣ Disobedience (2017)

3️⃣2️⃣ Lust, Caution (2007)

3️⃣3️⃣ The Reader (2008)

3️⃣4️⃣ Closer (2004)

3️⃣5️⃣ Match Point (2005)

3️⃣6️⃣ Damage (1992)

3️⃣7️⃣ Secretary (2002)

3️⃣8️⃣ Original Sin (2001)

3️⃣9️⃣ Body Heat (1981)

4️⃣0️⃣ Indecent Proposal (1993)

4️⃣1️⃣ The Lover (1992)

4️⃣2️⃣ Y Tu Mamá También (2001)

4️⃣3️⃣ Love & Other Drugs (2010)

4️⃣4️⃣ The Perfect Guy (2015)

4️⃣5️⃣ Addicted (2014)

4️⃣6️⃣ Fifty Shades Trilogy (2015–2018)

4️⃣7️⃣ 365 Days (2020)

4️⃣8️⃣ After (2019)

4️⃣9️⃣ Cru3l Intentions (1999)

5️⃣0️⃣ W¡ld Orchid (1989)

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

“Terrible things are happening in South Africa.”

[Ndlolothi @ManqobaMbuli_]

Bantu bezi25 let me talk to you.

00:00
💰 Salary In: +R26,800 (Capitec)
The happiest 2 seconds of the month!
Available: R26,800

00:02

R2,200 (Capitec Loan)
Bank: "We’ll take that back, thank you very much."
Available: R24,600

00:04

R585 (RSAweb)
WiFi must WiFi – can’t hustle without it.
Available: R24,015

00:05

R2,000 (Bonitas)
Health is wealth… even if it feels like robbery sometimes.
Available: R22,015

00:08

R600 (PayJustNow)
Those "buy now, pay later" payments are catching up 👀
Available: R21,415

00:15

R400 (Identity)
Clothes account said: “Don’t forget me.”
Available: R21,015

00:22

R3,500 (Car Payment)
Because Ubers are not cheaper 😭
Available: R17,515

07:38

R1,500 (Loaned to friend for rent)
"Hey friend, I’ll pay you back next month" — famous last words.
Available: R16,015

07:55

R6,500 (Rent payment)
Landlord doesn’t play about his money.
Available: R9,515

08:15

R2,000 (Cash Send to Mom)
Moms don’t even ask, they just say “send.”
Available: R7,515

09:30

R1,500 (Baby Mom – support)
Peace of mind payment.
Available: R6,015

10:00

R400 (School bags – Aunt Zola)
Because shame, the kids can’t go to school looking like life is tough.
Available: R5,615

12:00

R180 (Lunch with colleagues)
“Let’s just spoil ourselves a little” → regret in 5 days.
Available: R5,435

14:00

R400 (Petrol – BP)
Because cars don’t run on air.
Available: R5,035

16:20

R2,200 (Groceries – Shoprite)
The trolley was full, the fridge is full… but ask me again in 3 days.
Available: R2,835

✅ End of Payday: From R26,800 ➡️ R2,835 left.
And the month hasn’t even started properly.

This might be funny to read, but it’s the harsh reality for so many South Africans. Before you make remarks like “they can’t budget” or “they waste their money”… please remember that life is tough. Obligations are heavy, salaries don’t stretch, and most people are just trying their best to survive and keep everyone around them afloat.

[Siyabonga t Ndlela @Ndle17]

@NanyanziShamusa Send

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Date in private. Love in private. Be happy in private. Live in private. Make money in private. Take your losses in private. Rebuild yourself in private. Not everyone needs to know your business or your next move. People sabotage themselves by sharing too much information.

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Make sure you have the right image of God. He’s for you. He has a great plan for your life. He’s not focused on all your failures. He has mercy for every mistake. He will gladly welcome you. All you have to do is take that step toward Him.

[Motivational Quotes @spreadcheer1]

Choose peace over pain whenever possible. Choose calm over chaos in this new chapter. Let go of drama and toxicity from your life whether it is people or situations. Forgive the parts of life that didn't support your journey. Get enthusiastic about what awaits. Let peace prevail.

[Siyabonga t Ndlela @Ndle17]

@Sir_Pride Hhhhhhhh

[Jeremiah_b_official @Jeremiah_b_off]

You are at what Stage?

[Jeremiah_b_official @Jeremiah_b_off]

Things you need to know before buying a second hand car 🚗

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

You’re not alone. The Most High God is with you. He will fight your battles. He will give you the wisdom to know what to do. He will bring out talent that you didn’t know you had. When you take steps of faith, He will make ways where you don’t see a way.

[Alex @TickerSymbolYOU]

If you want to find the next $NVDA and crush the market, watch this.

Then watch it again:

[Pheladi🍍 @mhlatze]

And emotional intelligence, I see a lot of adults with money struggling to regulate their emotions.

[HomeAdore @HomeAdore]

Miami Penthouse by Smiros & Smiros

https://t.co/CDfY41q4G9

[Jeremiah_b_official @Jeremiah_b_off]

If it's not God's time, you can't force it.
If it is God's time, you can't stop it.

[Jeremiah_b_official @Jeremiah_b_off]

I BELIEVE 🤲🏾

[Siyabonga t Ndlela @Ndle17]

@sotjiees Nanette the waiting room